I hate

The usual snitchers?

Wouldn't know as they seem to have anonimity but I'd imagine so

The Apprentice. even worse than usual, particularly the mouthy minge on last night.

She did some market research in a metro station, asking people if they use cars. Low and behold all of the 4 people she asked said no, they use the metro. A bit later they're stuck in traffic and she has an epiphany "Hang on if no one drives cars where does all the traffic come from?" Alan then says he admires her fighting style and keeps her in despite her solely fucking the task.

Yeah, blind determination and cuntishness might be what you're after Alan, but that all means nothing if she's pushing shit up a hill. And you don't want all her shit on the top of your hill do you mate? But there's nothing you can do, she's on her way, and she's going to ram it home for her 100k a year.

It's not real... Don't watch it.

you fucking said it

I fucking did!

Today.

Hurry up and end.

Even though I know it's going to drag on to tomorrow. And Sunday. And next week. And the week after. Right up until I go on holiday in August. But don't worry because it'll be waiting for me when I get back.

Yea, I can't wait to go to Ayia Napa.

In the meantime I live for the weekend

I have decided to ban Wimbledon tennis in my house. Those grunting, shrieking girls get me SO FUCKING MAD! Kill them all!

Public transport. I could have ridden to heathrow by now. The guy next to me, his breath stinks and he's been on the phone for 30 minutes, I cant breathe. Then a baby starts to cry. And why havent you sorted free wifi on this shit yet? I thought we were in the future ffs

I have decided to ban Wimbledon tennis in my house. Those grunting, shrieking girls get me SO FUCKING MAD! Kill them all!

^ sexually fustrated

Spent last night fantasizing about being a sniper and picking off twatty faux hippy girlies on their boyfriend's shoulders at Glastonbury, giving it big peace signs at the endless march of clean living well coiffed media boys strumming a weak stream of pappy low res guitar based preppy smugness... yes Friendly Fires I do mean you - and don't even get me started on Coldplay. I envisage their heads opening like dropped melons and their underused grey matter spilling all over their fucking fairy wings and their stupid juvenile love heart face paint. Double points if they're waving a look at meeeeeeeee cunty fucking banner about like the self important little shit boxes they are.

^ he he, repped - quality rantage

It's Coldplay's stylists that bother me the most. They look like little toy soldiers; Games Workshop figures come to bland-life.

@wrongcog could not agree more! at leeds last year the very same type of girls obscured my view of the stage for the entire duration of two bands i had been waiting to see all year, their sole purpose being to get on the screen when the camera panned over the crowd for 5 seconds. this was only made worse as their barbour coated boyfriends repeatedly stamped on my feet with the added weight of the girls on their shoulders who were pretending to know the words to songs that they were obviously hearing for the first time

Love it, so true. When did fucking gap yah types invade festivals en masse? Fucking Big Chill an all that innit?

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Yep, yep and yep!

I don't mind the chippings, but please put the sign up before they start, not on the wrong side of a blind corner.

Also, if you insist on overtaking on said chippings, (blatantly ignoring the 20mph speed limit) give me more room, you fucknuts.

I hate the bloody cost of living.

@lumpenprole

my housemate

waiting on rushes to turn up when they said they would be here at 10pm, get a phone call at 10:30 "oh we are just leaving now with the tapes now comming from bristol"....fuck it....fuck it just hate my job at the mo...thats the real problem, kinda knew the rushes would be late. shitstix

people who's facebook accounts are just vehicles for updates about the kids.

there's a meme in there

Hi *********,

We are planning to do a music video shoot on Monday 4th July.

We have a camera man with an EX3. And were wondering if you can help us out with some extra kit:

Mattebox, Follow Focus Unit, Rails and Filters for EX3
Reflectors and flags

If you could supply any of the above could you please let me know the prices.
We are on a very small budget and would be grateful for any discount you can offer.

Best,

Getting a new job and being told three days before it starts that there is a strict smart uniform policy. No mention of this at the interview nor in the chats that have had in the past month leading up to my start date.

xxx

people who's facebook accounts are just vehicles for updates about the kids.

Ooooh I really really hate this too. I really really couldn't give any level of a shit that you have jam in your hair but your heart is swolen with pride because little Damien managed to let you know he needed to go potty instead of taking his usual anarchic kak in the middle of your parque floor.