I hate

I owe you a beer. Let's leave this at that.

Heard of string?

clever!

I find when I have no room on the line I go to the woods and hang them up there.

the fucking nando's spotify adverts

I hate Spoyify's shuffle feature. It's sooo shit...

the fucking nando's spotify adverts

Just got a double whammy right after reading this...

I hate having absolutely nowhere to hang clothes up to dry. I have resorted to draping two loads of washing over every open door in the flat I can find. Oh and chairs.

Heard of string?

I owe you a beer. Let's leave this at that.

Amazing stuff.

the fucking nando's spotify adverts

all spotify adverts. The Tiesto one is particularly annoying me at the moment.

All of them are fucking cringeworthy... all of them. And that standard Spotify Bloke... FUCK OFF!!!

Especially annoying when you're expecting your favourite song ever to come in.

I hate the little gap before the advert starts, cos it gives me time to think "Who stopped my music?...aww fuck".

the fucking nando's spotify adverts

all spotify adverts. The Tiesto one is particularly annoying me at the moment.

All of them are fucking cringeworthy... all of them. And that standard Spotify Bloke... FUCK OFF!!!

Especially annoying when you're expecting your favourite song ever to come in.

I hate the little gap before the advert starts, cos it gives me time to think "Who stopped my music?...aww fuck".

When spotify was launched the ads were for public services, very brief and not to frequent which got people listening

They then got more annoying and more frequent and longer: they want you to hate the ads so you'll upgrade to premium

I don't much care for Spotify:
1) Artists get paid naff all
2) People buy (and therefore trade) less records
3) People complain about the fucking ads all the time!

i've never noticed any ads for spotify in nando's. what are you all on abut?

Heard of string?

You really do have a thing for laundry don't you

That made my choke on my florentine you herbert! :-D

Great timing as well actually... I was up 'til three last night doing a load after having put it off for a bit - better than wasting one's weekend with such riveting dreary activities.

i've never noticed any ads for spotify in nando's. what are you all on abut?

the nando's add doesn't even make sense. They try and convince you to introduce someone to nando's in the hope that you will get sexual favours in return.

Either I use spotify or I download music. I support artists I like by seeing them when they play gigs/buying merch because they get a lot bigger cut of the money.

Romantic trips to Nandos must all end in disaster, surely? Also, alluding to one's particulars and peri-peri sauce in the same breath doesn't really raise my sexual ardor.

Incidentally Pizza Express is the restaurant most people break-up in. Something to do with it being cheap enough that you don't feel you've wasted your money, but not so cheap that it would make the situation even more unbearable. It's something you never see in their advertising.

Damned post-ironic ad wankers. I've got nothing against them personally – one of my friends is an ad wanker – I just want them all to be put on a raft and sent out into the Atlantic current.

^ pizza express - that might just be because there are more than 300 in the uk

something inside me boils and bubbles everytime i hear motor vehicles being referred to as she or her.

something inside me boils and bubbles everytime i hear motor vehicles being referred to as she or her.

totally. also guitars that have female names. ewwwww!

And people that say 'totally'

people using literally. and ironic.

Im not convinced I truly know the meaning of 'ironic'.

I suspect Im not alone.

Im not convinced I truly know the meaning of 'ironic'.

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.

or what mcarthy said.

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

I like that song.