I hate

i was soooo close to that!

to whoever just took my rear light - i hope your fucking dick drops off

sexist

Actually mine have been ok. I'm just over never knowing what state the flat's going to be in when I come home.

You also have to factor in that I'm a massively obsessive neat freak, so my idea of tidy/clean may not reflect the general consensus.

I can empathise with this. I'm also a slightly OCD neat freak (can't sit down and relax till i've cleared my peripheral vision of aesthetically displeasing clutter) and I live with my borderline FERAL girlfriend. I have come home to find knickers on the kitchen surfaces, week old washing-up festering and there is nearly always a pile of shoes in the toilet where she kicks them off then leaves them. I'm in near permanent state of nervous breakdown about it. Anyway, I better leave it there or I may rant properly. I bore myself going on about it to her and and anyone who'll listen...

Tell us more about the knickers on the kitchen surfaces.

I can empathise with this. I'm also a slightly OCD neat freak (can't sit down and relax till i've cleared my peripheral vision of aesthetically displeasing clutter) and I live with my borderline FERAL girlfriend. I have come home to find knickers on the kitchen surfaces, week old washing-up festering and there is nearly always a pile of shoes in the toilet where she kicks them off then leaves them. I'm in near permanent state of nervous breakdown about it. Anyway, I better leave it there or I may rant properly. I bore myself going on about it to her and and anyone who'll listen...

Maybe Im getting confused with you with someone else, didnt she just have a baby last year?
Also... old washed knickers are good for cleaning the surfaces... :P

I can empathise with this. I'm also a slightly OCD neat freak (can't sit down and relax till i've cleared my peripheral vision of aesthetically displeasing clutter) and I live with my borderline FERAL girlfriend. I have come home to find knickers on the kitchen surfaces, week old washing-up festering and there is nearly always a pile of shoes in the toilet where she kicks them off then leaves them. I'm in near permanent state of nervous breakdown about it. Anyway, I better leave it there or I may rant properly. I bore myself going on about it to her and and anyone who'll listen...

Why does she put her shoes in the toilet in the first place?

You shold be thankful it's only shoes she leaves in the toilet...

London

Its shit

Had a week in Italy, clean air, considerate drivers etc

Yesterday had a bitch of a journey across london with 2 bags and a bike box.

Got off the victoria line at Highbury, lugged my shit upstairs to discover the Silverlink was not working

Struggled back down to carry on to Victoria, and then the hideous platform change for the District line, not a single cunt helped me up the stairs, there was even a slow old dear in front of me and I had people shouting at me to hurry up - ffs i can't get past the old dear as the shit I am carrying blocks the entire staircase, and none of you cunts has considered to offer help.

My lungs were feeling great until I got back to London and then instant asthma attack and am now constantly short of breath.

My ride in to work this morning turned me into a character from Grand Theft Cycle (copyright cheevil)
If you are pulling out onto a main road use your cunting eyes. If you are changing lane use your eyes and indicators, I am in fucking primary position, its not that hard to see a man with the body mass of a frigging gorilla on a bike.

However all this was tempered by bumping into bodieanddoyle on the way in, awesome to see you chap.

I hate London, but fuck I would hate living anywhere else even more.

London

Its shit

Had a week in Italy, clean air, considerate drivers etc

Yesterday had a bitch of a journey across london with 2 bags and a bike box.

? ? ?

In Italy a car beeps at you as encouragement when you are going up a hill. They give proper clearance and don't drive like they are wearing a neck brace and blinkers.

They are beeping at you to get out of the way, they give proper clearance because they are driving in the middle of the road to begin with and they may not be wearing a neck brace and blinkers but they probably don't have any hands on the wheel either. :p

Where were you in Italy? Sounds nice.

https://www.lfgss.com/thread38700.html

In my experience, Italian drivers are nuts, but cycling is much more popular/in the culture there so they are also more considerate of cyclists.

In Italy a car beeps at you as encouragement when you are going up a hill. They give proper clearance and don't drive like they are wearing a neck brace and blinkers.

i can empathise with this. I'm also a slightly ocd neat freak (can't sit down and relax till i've cleared my peripheral vision of aesthetically displeasing clutter) and i live with my borderline feral girlfriend. I have come home to find knickers on the kitchen surfaces, week old washing-up festering and there is nearly always a pile of shoes in the toilet where she kicks them off then leaves them. I'm in near permanent state of nervous breakdown about it. Anyway, i better leave it there or i may rant properly. I bore myself going on about it to her and and anyone who'll listen...

oof!

Also... old washed knickers are good for cleaning the surfaces... :P

knickers are great. i met a mate in the george pub last summer, she'd stayed at a friends the night before. i spilt my pint on the table and before you could say "classy" she'd whipped out her dirty nick nacks and moped the whole lot up.

what a girl...

Knickers are great, and multifunctional too.

I can empathise with this. I'm also a slightly OCD neat freak (can't sit down and relax till i've cleared my peripheral vision of aesthetically displeasing clutter) and I live with my borderline FERAL girlfriend. I have come home to find knickers on the kitchen surfaces, week old washing-up festering and there is nearly always a pile of shoes in the toilet where she kicks them off then leaves them. I'm in near permanent state of nervous breakdown about it. Anyway, I better leave it there or I may rant properly. I bore myself going on about it to her and and anyone who'll listen...

is she like this
YouTube- Flight of the Conchords Keitha round 2

knickers are great. i met a mate in the george pub last summer, she'd stayed at a friends the night before. i spilt my pint on the table and before you could say "classy" she'd whipped out her dirty nick nacks and moped the whole lot up.

what a girl...

haha quality! maybe she meant to grab the handful of tissue she had in there and just styled it out

is she like this
YouTube- Flight of the Conchords Keitha round 2

Went to see those guys last night and they were awesome.

Just thought i'd share that.

I hate it when people post nice shit in the hate thread!

^ that need polishing

You can't polish a turd. But you can roll it in glitter.

Waiting in the post office, 34 people it says in front of me seriously what the fuck!