I hate

the home office, more and more, every day.

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sorry, how the fuck much is it to take the damn citizenship test?!!!

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sorry, how the fuck much is it to take the damn citizenship test?!!!

Ha! You should see how much they charge for Settlement. £750 by post (6-8 weeks) or £950 (same day) AND you get to be treated like shit for 5 hours for the privilege. Not a "value for money" experience.

"How the fuck much is it?"

Genius.

I hate the f&cking congestion charge. £180 late fine because they sent it to an old address. Cheers. Serves me right for having a flipping car in london.

Derrailers..

how did you manage that!?

Ha! You should see how much they charge for Settlement. £750 by post (6-8 weeks) or £950 (same day) AND you get to be treated like shit for 5 hours for the privilege. Not a "value for money" experience.

haven't i given them enough money to treat me like shit? paid 500 squid already, for a 5 day processing time, that was 8 days before monopoly ride! now its not going to be until may at the earliest, fuck this i just want to get my shop started

the home office, more and more, every day.

and i have colored wheels, but i use a brake, do you hate me?

no! sorry chris, had to rant last night, i was in a right mood.

apologies.

its all good, i was sure you where joking, wouldn't want to put your milk duds at risk.

i hate chris for reasons other then the colour of his wheels

i hate chris for reasons other then the colour of his wheels

I can't help it if you sister loves me, i tried to stay with her but when she put up that billboard "soul mates forever" out side my house after our second date, it was just a bit to much.

yeah...she is like that.

the home office, more and more, every day.

and i have colored wheels, but i use a brake, do you hate me?

its all good, i was sure you where joking, wouldn't want to put your milk duds at risk.

just kidding. i do hate you really.

how did you manage that!?

Lack of maintenance + Anger = Walking

A common one but, cars that beep for you to move when theres a fuckin huge great big red bus right in front of you!! Where on gods earth do they think there gonna go when you move???

A common one but, cars that beep for you to move when theres a fuckin huge great big red bus right in front of you!! Where on gods earth do they think there gonna go when you move???

Where you are now, where do you think?! Sheesh man, are you that ignorant to the needs of drivers? That 6 feet you are occupying could save them milliseconds on their journey time home, MILLISECONDS man!!

The nerve of some cyclists.. tut tut tut...

mercedes drivers who show off how fast they can overtake you, so they can be that extra 10 foot in front, then stop so due to there being a huge long line of traffic and then i overtake them

I'm sure it's been said before, but Oxford Buses. So badly driven, it's unreal.
Also the person who thought that cobbles was a sensible road surface choice. And then the next guy who thought that replacing those cobbles was essential to the 'conservation' of the area. And then the next person who thought that.

I hate the fact that my atkins dieting housemate doesn't know how to cook a steak and instead insists on smoking me out 420 style every bloody night..

It shouldn't take 30 minutes to cook a f-king steak!

haven't i given them enough money to treat me like shit? paid 500 squid already, for a 5 day processing time, that was 8 days before monopoly ride! now its not going to be until may at the earliest, fuck this i just want to get my shop started

They'll treat you poorly for free as well, but if you pay, they go that extra mile.

PM me if you need any help navigating the system. I'm no expert but happy to impart my advice/knowledge after 5+ years of dealing with the Home Office.

Motorbike police that stop me and patronise me to fuck for riding literally 5 meters across a one way street. Cops are TOTAL arseholes.

while riding down my road on the way to university...a woman thought that it wasn't necessary to look BOTH ways so decided just to look left..
i happened to be on the right of her...i had to use my polo acquired agility to dodge her fucking car!
i hate that woman...i hate that she is an inconsiderate, lazy bitch...i would have hated her more if her car had of touched me...TWAT!

ohh and i hate the dick that was sweeping the shit off the pavement into the cycle path....CUNT!

ohh and i hate the dick that was sweeping the shit off the pavement into the cycle path....CUNT!

Transsexualinsultenger

Melanie Phillips. Someone please do the world a favour...