I hate

Ouch jammy, hope you can recover it some how.

I hate people which call a meeting, to which they turn up to half and hour late and then turns out they don't have any of the paper work needed so then need to go home and get it. FFS I should be at home waiting for my f&f to be delivered not sitting at uni browsing the forum to fill time.

Living 4000 miles away from the only girl I've loved in the last five years. that's a bit of a pisser.

I hate how the little nobble on the end of my presta valve just decided to release itself and fly across the room, WTF

Umbrellas.

2 words... Mary fuckin Poppins.

How can't you like Mary fuckin Poppins? She's a top lass, who at least she uses her brolley for flying (not eye poking).

Mary Poppins is the ducks nuts. You're the one slating umbrellas.

No brolly = no Poppins

She would have been better off with a magic carpet. Would have gone nicely with her bottomless sack. Those kids were right brats though, and the songs utterly annoying.
Lets pop musicals on the list.

Fail.

Cats FTW!

And Starlight Express was rad too.

But Yoseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat was utter wank.

My mate Pud was in that.

Jason Donovan to us mere mortals?

Nah, he's not Jason Donovan... he played some arab or something. He wore an amazing beige dreamcoat.

like this?

Jason Donovan does not belong on this page.

I hate it when someone calls up and says "I've just had a call from someone who souds a bit asian...". Next time I'm going to scream until their eyes explode.

I hate queuing, thats why I ride a bike to get past the punters on the road.

I hate it when someone calls up and says "I've just had a call from someone who souds a bit asian...". Next time I'm going to scream until their eyes explode.

?? Is this a Swindon thing?

Alas no, I get Daily Mail readers calling me from all over the Southwest

I hate it when someone calls up and says "I've just had a call from someone who souds a bit asian...". Next time I'm going to scream until their eyes explode.

Cambodian torture method no??

Alas no, I get Daily Mail readers calling me from all over the Southwest

That's something we can all aspire to ;^)

That's something we can all aspire to ;^)

I think that some people down this way are still trying to come to terms with the concept of immigration.

I remember growing up in Devon in what was then the largest village in Europe and being able to count ethnic diversity on one hand. I remember getting off the train in Birmingham and wondering why there were so many black people about, a convention maybe? But that was 20 years ago and I'm fairly certain times have moved on. Curries aren't witchcraft and Essynine isn't a country near Ghana.

That my brake levers didn't arrive today (already a day late), so my plan to build up the Holdsworth this weekend is totally scuppered. Thanks a lot SJS, you consistently suck at sending stuff.

That I had to get up early today on what is normally my day off, cycle 8 miles to uni for a lab session which lasted 10 minutes and consisted of something we've already did before.

Jay-Z

Just fuck off!

Amateur rapper. So unimaginative.