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• #3152
Fuck Windows and fuck Microsoft.
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• #3154
...skidding a hole in nearly new tyres. sigh. and fuckwits who leave parts of their shitty cars all over the road. clean up what falls off you twats. bits of plastic flying up and hitting me.
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• #3155
that my front hub is somewhere in the Post system, and my bike won't be built for ages.
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• #3156
I suppose its not hate, but it really makes me upset when people walk by someone who needs help.
Like this homeless dude outside of NKR Waitrose today.
Puking- passed out- smacked his head hard on the ground, seized, puked somemore. This was whilst i was on the phone to the Ambulance btw, had already attempted medical history, etc (NZ Paramedic skillz).
He was fucked.
Then the police came and literally shoved him upright, which sprayed some puke on my hands, so handed the dude over to the CSOs, even though I thought they were cunts, and let them wait for the ambos, whilst I walked back to work and set about cleaning off hobo sick.
But seriously, the dude had obv been in some distress before I arrived.
no one stopped to help, just ambled by with disapproving looks.
And then some old bint had the audacity to ask me rudely if I'd dialled 911!
91 fucking 1, I told her:
A we're in the UK
B yes obv I've called the ambos
C I'm a paramedic.
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• #3157
you take her number henners? these old chicks dig heros and that
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• #3158
Fuck the old chicks - I am firming up here!
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• #3159
Anybody now where I can get these ones? ;)
Bono almost always wears Bulgari Sunglasses.
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• #3160
Vodafone.
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• #3161
Scousers
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• #3162
Scousers
Loving the forum name!
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• #3163
Fuck the old chicks
I thought that was Joe Granny-fiddler's job
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• #3164
Scousers
Bellends
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• #3165
I thought that was Joe Granny-fiddler's job
Wahey!
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• #3166
You've picked the wrong bloke... Etc... :]
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• #3167
science and my boss saying 'do it again'
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• #3168
You've picked the wrong bloke... Etc... :]
Ha! Rep
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• #3169
Bellends
They've ruined two holidays. Once they scoused all the ski's from the where everyone in the chalet had stored them. Mine were brand new FFS! 6 Months later a flight was delayed out of Gatwick because a bunch of them went on the rampage after too many WKD blues and caused the captain to abort a take-off. They refused to sit down, and STFU and terminate 'phone calls.
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• #3170
still being mega tired after having a 2 hour nap
^^^ this. Set my alarm to have a 30min cat-nap to top up the four hours I got last night, must have forgotten to turn the fucker on, and now really groggy two hours later.
Also mildly peeved that I've recently gone clipless mainly so I can have overshoes and have dry feet in the rain, and it hasn't rained yet! Guess I'd better be carefull what I wish for.
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• #3171
Also mildly peeved that I've recently gone clipless mainly so I can have overshoes and have dry feet in the rain, and it hasn't rained yet!
This is something you should have done regardless of the weather, just be glad of that.
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• #3172
They've ruined two holidays. Once they scoused all the ski's from the where everyone in the chalet had stored them. Mine were brand new FFS! 6 Months later a flight was delayed out of Gatwick because a bunch of them went on the rampage after too many WKD blues and caused the captain to abort a take-off. They refused to sit down, and STFU and terminate 'phone calls.
Ahhh, I see now. So you hate ALL scousers? I hate all blacks cos one gave me a parking ticket once. Oh and Poles, cos one pissed outside my flat
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• #3173
nah...i just hate scousers cos they sound like cunts
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• #3174
Ahhh, I see now. So you hate ALL scousers? I hate all blacks cos one gave me a parking ticket once. Oh and Poles, cos one pissed outside my flat
You have to detest parking attendants regardless of their ethnicity because they are all married-to-the-uniform arseholes who seem unable to listen to reason. Now try and say you've never urinated in anyone's garage path/drive or any other dimly lit corners.
I admit that my argument against the whole of the nation of Liverpool is quite possibly sweeping, it's just that I've never met any that aren't liable to cause offence at some point. And as for the accent........
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• #3175
'the nation of Liverpool'
Shakes head
Professionals do it well but charge a certain amount, which im not sure of.
There are freewares all over the net but i couldn't recommend any of them really. =/
Sorry i know thats kinda useless but you can get some or more of that data back