I hate

That I haven't made $40 trillion on the stock market.

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Imagine if pisti said that ^^^^^^^^ to bella or donut! he would be banned for life!

The fact is - there is a v small minority of people on this forum (2 people) that think that if they don't like something someone has said about them they can complain and complain and complain and complain about it until something is dine about it....... Fucking moaners...

It's a lot more than two and it was Velocio's decision; so maybe you you should be calling him a fucking something or other. No, thought not.

velocio is a fucking dick.
there i said it.

see it's not difficult. it's just typed words on an internet forum about bikes and shit.

Why margerine even exists?
Created in response to feedback that refridgerated butter was too difficult to spread and damaged soft bread.

Who the fuck thought Ahh that chicken has just shat an 3 dimensional eliptical object, I reckon that that would go well with the ground up meal of the really tall inedible grass, baked carefully, obviously, and oooh to go with that how bout a nice sup of that white and black spotted creatures dangly bits.
I dont know but he's a fucking legend.

Why the bicycle has 2 wheels?
In resoponse to the creation of the word bicycle ('bi' meanining 2, 'cycle' meanining wheels

Why Obama got a Peace prize?
"Hope" innit.... yawn

Why risers and a track drop stem look a bit odd?
They dont

The benefits of a Spok against Captain Spok or whoever the fuck that is, in a bicyclular usage.
Its Mr. Spock, Science Officer of the USS Enterprise. And he is fucking rad.

The carefully outlaid benefits of cycling drunk as opposed to the far more dangerouse walking home drunk, against potentiall losses.
Cycling is more fun

The absolute certitude that if you pass more than 10 cabs on your way home, one will put his/her head out the window and call you a fucking cunt, who should get a real job.
Driving a taxi is a real job.

Can we get back to the shit slinging now? That was fucking boring.

.

Actually.... this is better than shit slinging!

Now, Spot of tea anyone?
Crumpets?
Cucumber sandwich?
Lemon Drizzle Cake?
Scone?

My mum made Frangipani pie last week. Frangipani fucking pie!

WIN!

I fucking hate this thread.

Dont be so negative, Skully.

Why would I take advice from someone who thinks 'Frangipani Pie' sounds nice? Frangipani. Frangipani. Frangipani. Prangifanni.

Your mum's good in the sack though.

I will kill you, you fucking dog... talking like that!

Frangipani pie is fucking EXCELLENT!

• Originally Posted by Balki *
  *Why margerine even exists?
  Created in response to feedback that refridgerated butter was too difficult to spread and damaged soft bread.
  
  

Who the fuck thought Ahh that chicken has just shat an 3 dimensional eliptical object, I reckon that that would go well with the ground up meal of the really tall inedible grass, baked carefully, obviously, and oooh to go with that how bout a nice sup of that white and black spotted creatures dangly bits.
I dont know but he's a fucking legend.

Why the bicycle has 2 wheels?
In resoponse to the creation of the word bicycle ('bi' meanining 2, 'cycle' meanining wheels

Why Obama got a Peace prize?
"Hope" innit.... yawn

Why risers and a track drop stem look a bit odd?
They dont

The benefits of a Spok against Captain Spok or whoever the fuck that is, in a bicyclular usage.
Its Mr. Spock, Science Officer of the USS Enterprise. And he is fucking rad.

The carefully outlaid benefits of cycling drunk as opposed to the far more dangerouse walking home drunk, against potentiall losses.
Cycling is more fun

The absolute certitude that if you pass more than 10 cabs on your way home, one will put his/her head out the window and call you a fucking cunt, who should get a real job.
Driving a taxi is a real job.

• **Can we get back to the shit slinging now? That was fucking boring.
  
  

I meant taxis say to me to get a real job.
poor english fail.

what the devil is frangipani?
**

Frangipani

Frangipani pie

NB: Frangip[ani pie does not contain Frangipanii

So it's the Australian version of a lemon meringue pie?

How dull.

Is it?

That's what it looks like. What's in it (apart from no Frangipanii)?

It's not, it has pineapple and coconut in it, right?

Sounds fucking horrid.

It is very nice.

Freash cream on top.

That's what Skully did with your mum. Allegedly.

That actually sounds very nice.

These jokes would take on a whole nother level of hilarity had you seen my mum.

She can bake a fucking nice pie though. The cross-eyes never affected her cooking.

The pie I meant... not Skully fresh creaming over Balki's mum...

"a whole nother"... thats wrong, isn't it?