I hate

this wind

I hate your wind too.

Smells awful.

stop drafting me then :)

Ha. No. None of that. Today I actually apologised just to make everyone around feel a little easier with this:

'Apologies for disrupting you. We are all trying to get our jobs done so peace and love.'

She responded with this:

'Apology accepted. You are right we are all very busy and unable to drop things without prior notice. Shouting or being abusive does not inspire anyone to help.'

Class.

tomasito I hate the fact that there are more and more numpty riders about now that the weather is getting milder, and that they all insist on going right to the front at the lights, even running reds, just to pootle along at 8mph afterwards.

+1000 x HATE

bigben [quote]tomasito I hate the fact that there are more and more numpty riders about now that the weather is getting milder, and that they all insist on going right to the front at the lights, even running reds, just to pootle along at 8mph afterwards.

+1000 x HATE[/quote]

just give them a clip into the curb as you cruise past and they'll be off the roads soon enough.

/evil.

paul74 Ha. No. None of that. Today I actually apologised just to make everyone around feel a little easier with this:

'Apologies for disrupting you. We are all trying to get our jobs done so peace and love.'

She responded with this:

'Apology accepted. You are right we are all very busy and unable to drop things without prior notice. Shouting or being abusive does not inspire anyone to help.'

Class.

how did you disrupted her....did you have sex with her again?

I swear I didn't. I asked her to do me a two minute photoshop job the boss had requested and she was in the middle of it and then I asked her when she could do it and she went nuts. She is a big numpty. I think she gets upset cause her legs don't taper at the end like most girls.

Conan The moronic girl i have emailed 6 times now and on each reply she called me Robert!! My surname is ROBERTS my first name is CONAN you dumb fucking twat!!!

you need an email sig, Bob.

like so:

Fondant regards,
Robert Conans Esq.

ha! shes obviously pissed off that you haven't had sex with her...just buy her some cornflakes,she'll love 'em! :)

"I think she gets upset cause her legs don't taper at the end like most girls."-thats well harsh...do you fancy her?...do you prefer non-tapered legs?

RPM [quote]Conan The moronic girl i have emailed 6 times now and on each reply she called me Robert!! My surname is ROBERTS my first name is CONAN you dumb fucking twat!!!

you need an email sig, Bob.

like so:

Fondant regards,
Robert Conans Esq.[/quote]
I have a HUGE email signature with pictures and logos and adresses and my job title and my correct name but of course she wouldnt think to look at that would she!!

a good thing to say to uppity women is something along the lines of:

"look, darlin' I'm a very busy man, I don't have time to just have it off with everyone you know, you'll just have to replace the batteries in your 'Non-Doctor' or whatever for the time being"

never said it myself, of course.

i'm glad this whole paul74s lover in the office has started again, it was funny last time

now to find out where she works and to send her some roses corn flakes from paul

paul can i see the picture of her again...she was alright!

paul74 I swear I didn't. I asked her to do me a two minute photoshop job the boss had requested and she was in the middle of it and then I asked her when she could do it and she went nuts. She is a big numpty. I think she gets upset cause her legs don't taper at the end like most girls.

you should remind her of this, next time she gets shirty.

the fat-ankled cow

^ stalker! ;-)
EDIT - @ aidan

Cankles!

aidan paul can i see the picture of her again...she was alright!

if your sister was, say, rated at 9 (like some chauvanist men would do)

then paul74's cantankerous colleague might be, what..a 4?

RPM [quote]aidan paul can i see the picture of her again...she was alright!

if your sister was, say, rated at 9 (like some chauvanist men would do)

then paul74's cantankerous colleague might be, what..a 4?[/quote]

can we see a photo of aidan's sister ;)

i dont have a sister!

Paul74.. you've clearly been checking out her cankles!
Therefore you want to make luuurve / have sexy-time, yes?
..on a bed of dry cornflakes perhaps?

provenrad ^ stalker! ;-)
EDIT - @ aidan

if you mean im stalking paul...you would be correct

paul74 I swear I didn't. I asked her to do me a two minute photoshop job the boss had requested and she was in the middle of it and then I asked her when she could do it and she went nuts. She is a big numpty. I think she gets upset cause her legs don't taper at the end like most girls.

So she's got Cankles - fat ankles. When the Calf goes straight down to the foot with no ankle. HATE that. Was shagging a well saucy bird years ago and she had them, I had to knock her on the head as I hated going out with her with heels/bare legs