I hate

ok so i've found some of your posts

MOAN.

MOAN.

MOAN.

MOAN.

MOAN.

MOAN.

MOAN.

CARS

MOAN.

the mixers those things came with would suck the enamel off your teeth

I've not tried the sparkling Ribena, and dislike the Ribena icepop, unless I make a homemade one!

I am fond of and partial to a ginger beer.

my trouble with the concentrated ribena is that i'm never sure on measurements - it's always too weak or too strong, either way it's foul. But in the little 300ml bottles - it's perfect.

ok so i've found some of your posts

Hahahaha! Post Of The Week!*

*and it's only fuckin Tuesday!

elderflower is the daddy of cordials especially with fizzy water

^ Nice!

I am fond of and partial to a ginger beer.

Any specifics? I can only ever see those naff Old Jamaica cans or disgracefully overpriced "traditional ginger beer" in supermarkets which is just weak ginger-soaked water with a Finest* or Taste The Difference Label.

my trouble with the concentrated ribena is that i'm never sure on measurements - it's always too weak or too strong, either way it's foul. But in the little 300ml bottles - it's perfect.

Practise, practise. I know how to make a perfect one!

To be honest - I wouldn't give a flying Fuck.

Fair enough - but you seem to have failed to appreciate that other people would.

Elderflower is nice, I do like sparkling grape juice too

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Wowz! you iz like, well maturez innitz! i'z totallyz wanna be'z likez youz when i'ez growz upz!!!!!

Le Sigh

Practise, practise. I know how to make a perfect one!

Practise? I'd rather do it properly, with test tubes till I got it right. It's about 4 quid a bottle these days.

Practise? I'd rather do it properly, with test tubes till I got it right. It's about 4 quid a bottle these days.

Wrong! I brought a thinner concentrated bottle of Ribena for £1.99!

Fair enough - but you seem to have failed to appreciate that other people would.

This is the internet my friend..........

Nice tag by the way.

Suck my balls mooks! I couldn't give a shite what you think

"Suck my balls"? So eloquent! Where did you learn that one?! Last time I heard that was in a playground about 20 years ago.

Still, at least you get an idea of who you're dealing with. Come on - surely you can do better than that?

Kisses... x

"You can't have any Ribena, and fuck you anyway".

Hahaha! Repped..

Suck my balls mooks! I couldn't give a shite what you think

YouTube - South Park - Suck my balls Mr Garrison

I love this cordial banter versus slanging match crossing of streams. It's very now and very internet.

I was going to say the exact same thing. Spot fuckin' on.

splinters.

i've got three jammed in the end of my big toe.

the biggest and ugliest is about 1.5 cm long. i know because i can see the fucker jammed under the toenail.

*shudders

This Bella character is one big, tedious, 'me, me, me', self pitying, moany, whining bore! She/he get's on my tits! It's like watching Eastenders and Hollyoaks everytime he/she posts!

i can't see this at all. you are just pulling piss out of your arse now. she comes across as nothing but kind and helpful to me, and to almost everyone else on here. she's a real asset to this forum, if we had more girls like her it would be a much better place, IMO. besides, she hardly even posts any more. you are coming across as someone with a big chip on their shoulder.

just sayin'.

Wowz! you iz like, well maturez innitz! i'z totallyz wanna be'z likez youz when i'ez growz upz!!!!!

Le Sigh

Why you talkin like Dizzee Rascal? :-$

Any specifics? I can only ever see those naff Old Jamaica cans or disgracefully overpriced "traditional ginger beer" in supermarkets which is just weak ginger-soaked water with a Finest* or Taste The Difference Label.

I like the good shit. Rare shit. Shouldn't this be in the love thread?

I blame the parents of people who like Ribena. I wasn't allowed it as a kid! "You can't have any Ribena, and fuck you anyway".

I hate your parents :(

Why you talkin like Dizzee Rascal? :-$

good point, he's way more articulate than you, i should have tried Big Bird....

tongue firmly placed in cheek

seriously dude, give it a rest, eh?

"Suck my balls"? So eloquent! Where did you learn that one?! Last time I heard that was in a playground about 20 years ago.

Don't mind me, but I thought it was pretty original.

How fucking often do you hear a grown man say "Suck my balls"?

Not enough.

^I just re-read that and realised how bad it all sounds, but I ain't changin' it!