I hate

Crashed my bike, obvs.

I think it's been covered here before but YouTube ads in the middle of songs. It's really annoying to have a holiday advert 7 minutes into Hallogallo it has to be said. Serves me right for being too lazy to open up a fresh window for a music streaming service instead.

Get the last laugh and just download it and play it using an mp3 player like some kind of vintage vinyl guy...

My dad has it within his vinyl collection so I’ll just inherit that at some point. That’ll show Google.

If on a mobile you want Newpipe.

Crashed my bike

Did you have a mid-air awakening about parachute rolls?

How's the bike?

On here it could be anything but usually something like injured by a knife while trying to remove an advacado stone.

advacado

#Boneappletea

How folks manage to hurt themselves so badly removing an avocado seed is beyond me.

Don’t use a very sharp knife.
Don’t use the the tip.
Use a spoon instead of a knife if the seed is small.
Use just enough force to barely chop through the skin of the seed.
Keep your fingers well clear.
Focus.

Worst haiku ever.

3-in-1 avocado tool

This is exactly the technique that gets people stabbed. Just use the blade edge! And the seed removal tool probably wouldn’t fit 1/4 of the seeds that pop up on UK shelves.

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No idea, but avocado hand is supposed to be a new medical term and was a thing with serious injuries too to tendons and nerves in the hand. The guardian even had an article about it.

If on a mobile you want Newpipe.

Or Brave, if you want to block ads on webpages too

I have one similar to this, works a bloody treat. We eat a lot of avocado in my house. ⛳

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With apple corer handle. Noice.

Sausage rolls, more like.

Haha true. Bike's still in Portugal. Other than a wonky shifter it looked fine. I'm not able to ride though and I'm in a lot of pain compared to previous breaks because of some nerve issue. Not sure if it's from the impact or from the wonky nature of my collarbone. It only came on a week or so after the crash. Seeing doc again after CT scan Monday.

Surely you mean you eat a lot of "avo"

heaps of avo.

Smashing it

Ha, beat me to it.

That's pumpkins no?

Brave browser doesn't have an apple corer handle

Why would someone design a modern handlebar with a 22.2 CLAMP area?!
And why did I not notice this when ordering?
And why are these and so many other gravel types so wide?
(I knew the width going in, the sweep and rise are what drew me)
Also, I may tidy the cables/housing at some point, or I may not.

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I think it’s so they can be used with bmx stems, though I’m not sure why anyone would do that other than on a bmx. DMR do some risers like that