I hate

I hate that my misses cheated on me by mistake when she was pissed and the guy didn't know but i want to do him over :(

Booze is not an excuse, It only releases inhibitions, it doesn't create them.

Thanks for the advice

And by mistake
well she was extremely drunk and he took advantage
hence the face smashing

Thanks for the advice

And by mistake
well she was extremely drunk and he took advantage
hence the face smashing

Oh yeah because it was clearly all his fault.....
If she was sober enough to remember what happened then she was sober enough to tell him to fuck off as well.

cheat on you by mistake?! that's a new one!

not sure why it is the bloke fault frankly, unless he force her to have rock and roll with her.

I've been blind drunk once (namely this year) and not remembering having sex, and freaking out the next day - thankfully it was someone with I knew very well. So I'm with Potetskral on this. She probably "remembers" if she asked for details, and sometimes sadly guys do take advantage of girls.

Phil.. you to could be judged... i'm just saying..

not that I think the world revolves around me or anything but.. is this supposed to be me? and if so, what the cock have I got to do with an Earls Court Jordan Convention revenge fantasy?

Jordon - i just want a day where i can walk into a shop and not see her pointless face. who gives a fuck!? you love him, you don't, you got raped, you got a txt message... they should hold a Jordon day and get all those twats who follow her life and life their pathetic dreams through her, can all attend. maybe someplace like earls court, get them all in a room for a special Jordon talk. when the pointless simpleton walks on stage, I enter stage right, to the theme of Rocky and at full sprint pull off a flying two arm falcon punch on the fully made up, fake tit'd talentless cow.
Then with the doors close i make my exit via helecopter through the ceiling before the whole place explodes wiping out the very failings of our society in one go.

Oh i'd bring James Martin in to run the kitchen for the day and leave him locked in and Peter Andre i'd let watch

Can I please enter stage left and do a flying drop kick to her facial? Can I also invite all of the Jade Goody fuck faces along to the bash?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUVdG4TRupc

at times, ME

There's nothing wrong with you Festus.

I hate shit pizza.

Pizza is impossible to fuck up. It's pizza for Christ's sake not a period correct Victorian Banquet.

Pizza.

Not Banquet.

I hate....the most god-awful cup of tea ever created, and that I had drank.

How was I to know that a spider (yes, the one with the fat brown body, and impossibly long legs),
had crawled in to fucking kettle while I was at work?

When I got home..........I made the tea, drank it and gagged.

Checked the tea container. Nothing. Checked the sugar bowl. Nothing. Checked the milk. Fresh. Finally, checked the kettle. Huge dead floating spider in the just boiled water. JesusHChrist! What a taste!

At least thats my vitamins and minerals for the day, but I would have preferred Sanatogen One-A-Day to be honest.

Spider tea, spooky.

I like spook.

I also hate that I broke my fucking living room door.

The bit of door frame where the bottom hinge bolts in has been ripped apart so getting it all back in place is going to be a royal pain in the arse.

This is because you're a giant and don't know your own strength.

I can't argue with that.

I hate how it's 4:18, why the fuck am I not asleep?

Goodnight

I hate weak knees.

The flu, my daughter has it.

..gumtree bellends jacking up the prices after replying to their ad. "someone has already offered £50 over the asking price how much do you want to offer".
1 : There were 0 views on your ad (1 because of me)
2 : Why wouldn't you take £50 over the asking price..

I hate shit pizza.

Pizza is impossible to fuck up. It's pizza for Christ's sake not a period correct Victorian Banquet.

Pizza.

Not Banquet.

This had me giggling.

The flu, my daughter has it.

olea europaea- (olive leaf extract) avail in liquid form for kiddies. Powerful antioxidant that boosts the immunity. No flu since I was 9! truly, recommended it big time.

Cheers for the tip. The Island is rife with all sorts at the moment. Back to the docs today and turns out that she has croup aswell as flu.

Atleast she learnt how to change tyres today. Bike maintenance 101 with dad.

olive leaf is amazing stuff, been used since the Egyptian days ... problem with antibiotics is they actually lower the bodies natural immunity to fight off bugs... olive leaf used at the onset of winter will keep everything away, even if taken while you feel something coming on, take a double dose and in a day ...gone!... I swear by it.

what a good dad teaching her bike skills.

hope she gets well soon.

Cheers for the tip. The Island is rife with all sorts at the moment. Back to the docs today and turns out that she has croup aswell as flu.

Atleast she learnt how to change tyres today. Bike maintenance 101 with dad.

Imagine if Ed ever has a child....

I hate Hot Shot Banker Cunts.

They were randoneurs. Should have taken a pic for Mr Scoble.