I hate

Bike was OK, but I lost the jacket on the way home. Not sure how to feel about that...

Ok this wasn't on my road bike but i still ate durt quite literally. Came blasting down a slight incline, can't say hill, in Epping Forest and got funneled into a grove in the mud which directed me straight into a tree. Even better I couldn't get my foot out of the clip so I subsequently fell into the 6" deep mud.I suppose I asked for it riding in the woods but i'm hooked. And its so close to my house. I don't even have to get on a train or car to get there.

The opportunist who stole the lights off my bike last night when it was locked nearby my flat door + INSIDE security doors. I'm out of pocket and I couldn't ride to work today. :-(
argh!!!!!!!!! BAstards bloody costing me moneys!!!
Now I should get £20 forks to go on a beautiful Titanium frame rather than the tasty ones I was planning on.
And I hate that I didn't take the lights off...

turpe Today I hate:

Unbelieveably
Pisspoor
Service

Go out and buyy this months Viz (new one next week btw), and read the centre spread "Waiting for a FUCKING parcel". Classic.

i hate how long i have to wait to get my dna sampel done
i hate that im required to do one

i hate stuck tompson stem bolts

i hate that after i had a day involving the above 3 things i go for a ride and hit a car. no damage though so lucky me

chris crash i hate how long i have to wait to get my dna sampel done
i hate that im required to do one

Has you ex-girlfriend forced you to go on Jeremy Kyle??

is that british for jerry springer?

no i need one to get in your damn country

i hate that i have to clean the toilet every time i fucking use it because my ADULT house mates seem to have some kind of mental problem....TWATS!

i hate that i got a puncture in Camberwell at 11 last night and had to push my bike through Camberwell, Peckham and New cross to get home...did not enjoy that.

you still not learnt to fix a puncture then? :P

1.it was more of a blowout then a puncture...the back wheel caught the curb when i hopped it(one too many beers me thinks).
2.i had nothing to fix it with...so i had no choice but to walk it home...i could have locked it up but there was a good chance i would never see it again.

If you knew where i lived (camberwell) or even knew my number, i would have given you a spare tyre and tube :)

Being the saint that i am......

I know where you live. Can I have a free tyre and tube please?
It's camberwell right!

i didn't have your number and don't know where you live...i was going to call alex (ASM) but thought it would be taking the piss slightly.
you're offer is greatly appreciated.if you're ever stupid enough to venture to my neck of the woods with out sufficient tools feel free to call me.

photoben [quote]turpe Today I hate:

Unbelieveably
Pisspoor
Service

Go out and buyy this months Viz (new one next week btw), and read the centre spread "Waiting for a FUCKING parcel". Classic.[/quote]
They don't sell Viz here in the United Empire of Americaland so, ironically, were I to try an buy said magazine, I'd probably spend at least a week Waiting for a FUCKING parcel before I could read it.

I miss Private Eye the most.

The fact that chain reaction don't have anything to tell you an item is out of stock, so order wait then look up to see what is happening only to find it is out of stock but with no notice to tell you how long it will be. Great fucking communication.

TheBrick(Tommy) The fact that chain reaction don't have anything to tell you an item is out of stock,

but they do.

the stock level is on every item, if it says "in stock" then it should arrive promptly, if it says "due in stock 10/04" or something then I don't bother ordering.

If you ordered something which was in stock but wasn't by the time your order was processed then they should have mailed you straight away, you can look up your order progress at any time.

I think CRC are one of the best, if not the best, online bike bits flogger

ok missed that, my only excuses is it is a very pale red.

i hate waiting on a person is a small office some where in la to decied if i can come back to england or not....

I hate that my new house has just fallen through so I'm currently sofa surfing with no end in sight!

hang in there....

Heh, what can I do?
Will let you know if/what/when/where I find something appropriate.

But if you let me don't like the last cunts I will hunt you down and maim you ;]

oh good thats what i need i alrdy have an olcer from freaking out about the home office, now i have a crazy gay named emilie who wants to do bad things to me

I hate, HATE, this "begging you for mercy" song that I keep hearing on the radio- excruciating!

chris crash oh good thats what i need i alrdy have an olcer from freaking out about the home office, now i have a crazy gay named emilie who wants to do bad things to me

You bitch. I'm Bi.

fine have it both ways