I hate

I hate IT bores 😋

Sonos speakers, no fucking chance that they’d just work, constant problems and dropping off the Wi-Fi.

Todays fucking around is because the Wi-Fi got turned off a few days ago and now these useless pieces of shit won’t reconnect.

I have just chucked them on the wall of the front garden by my bin and fortunately someone has taken them to enter their own world of frustration.

What don’t they get, are you taking in a pro-street Camaro with 18” Hoosiers on the back or something? 😀

I would extend this hate to “modern connectivity” in general. My toddler is not going to understand why I can’t play the fucking cartoon even though it worked ten minutes ago, or why I can’t risk crashing the car trying to reconnect Taylor Swift. And I pay money for all of it!

Although the younger members at my work don't seem fussed by network interruptions, slow loading, all the will-it-connect Bluetooth things, they are used to it - so not an issue.

The current trend for takeaways. Not only are takeaways way more expensive than they used to be (but still arrive at your house cold) but often when you're eating out you're sat waiting for your food whilst watching the kitchen serve up shitloads of deliveroo orders.

Deliveroo riders who weren't taught to close doors behind them.

Cyclists on Twitter, defending absolutely terrible riding by other cyclists.

I’m getting increasingly fucked off with spending the first 20% of every teams/zoom call handling the bullshit Bluetooth headset dicks who think it’s ok to bring that broken trash to a conference call.

Am I connected? No? Yes? Is this my phone?.

If it’s not the young uns with Bluetooth connection to their thermostat or their iron rather than their laptop, it’s the boomers on mute squinting with the camera pointed up their nose

Time to get everyone back into the office.

A reminder about venison consumption.

“modern connectivity”

Not all bad. My new smart speakers being stuck on BBC world service in the morning means i no longer have to listen to radio 6 listeners letting the world know they're dancing in their kitchen in Peckham with their children Bella and Luna to a song i liked up until that point.

I used to like that song too

Ice storms.. we're living with this at the moment

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2MdByLM64r/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Love it, I wish there was real weather in London.

Places that don't issue paper receipts.

Same

Twitter

Indeed.

I hate dropping my cunting bike on the wall. Piece of shit, look what you did to the plaster.

Magnus Walker

china city by big Q? i still remember as a kid always sitting in my mums car parked outside in the freezing cold for fucking ages because they always cooked the food after we showed up.

Today it’s not those damn kids, it’s the squinting boomers on the video call.
The look like mole rats appearing from their burrows.

Back off from the camera

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Apparently I'm being tracked by every evil corporation on the Internet and they know everything about me. And yet I keep getting Full Fibre Internet marketed at me that I can't buy. Grrrr.

I was going to post a rant about how big a box Amazon managed to use to send me two books, but when I opened the package I found 50 disposable coffee cups, a soup ladle and some glittery goblet glasses. Most importantly, no books.

5 minutes on the phone and Amazon are sending me a replacement order of the books and I can keep the other items.

Dibs cups and ladel.