I hate

"Will ride stupid bike for food.."

"Will ride stupid bike for beer.."

Fixed that for you.

Won the pub quiz last night so nowadays I don't even need to ride a bike to get beer tokens.

#winnerwinnerbeerfordinner

If you have one of those Huub aero bra things maybe you could work this angle? If you've already got the hair
#sexsells

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That's the default 'instagram cyclist' look.

On that topic, it seems NoPinz top of the line suit uses one of those ribbed aero bras so I'm really looking forward to getting back into TTing next year...

The 1900 / 1904 discrepancies in Excel. Especially when it kicks in halfway down a column of a lookup table for no apparent reason. Fucking useless.

Colleagues who come over to talk to you and spend the whole time blatantly reading what is on your screen. Nosey cunts

The substitution of s for z as in beanz!

It's only bantz

This is Apple's fault for being lazy though. Surprised this still occurs, you must be working with some ancient files?

Oh this irks me too. Bastards!

Me and my former filth friends have a WhatsApp group named Kuntz. Are we doing it right?

A 3rd party system "upgrade" is outputting excel dates as General not short-date format so when I add (append?) the data to my historical data everything fucks up but when i reformat only some values give the 1904 error in some worksheets. It is properly fucked.

Checking size charts, ordering stuff, and it not fitting anyway.

On a totally unrelated note, my ever expanding waistline.

It's about German Art though right?

it seems NoPinz top of the line suit uses one of those ribbed aero bras

Ribbed for your pleasure.

Ja, ja!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZAD7W3M4zc

I've said it before but the black logo.

More the reason for it.
My heart sinks, I go find the post, I cry a bit over someone I likely have never met, get really angry that it still happens with alarming frequency, come here and vent about it.

I dream of the day when everyone can travel with whatever mode of transport they choose, providing time and space for everyone else going about their day and their chosen transport method, everyone gets where they want to be, calm and happy.
I keep dreaming.

Me and my former filth friends have a WhatsApp group named Kuntz. Are we doing it right?

Police WhatsApp group what could go wrong…..

I hate websites which don't let you type your DOB and instead require you to click through years and months to find the date.

Likewise, I hate websites that need a space between the two component parts of a postcode when every other cunt can manage without the space. I'm looking at you DVLA and .GOV.

websites that mandate a really complex password and disable the ability to copy/paste into the login form.

My work password expires every 6 weeks.
Advises me I do not meet the minimum length, complexity or requirements when I change it
But doesn't say what the requirements are.

When people are disciplining their kids in public and try to use the people around them to add pressure onto the situation.

If you really want to involve me in this somehow I’m more than happy to agree with the kid that you should shut up and stop mocking him and his replies to your questions.