I hate

Lemon and golden syrup thanks

I’ll accept that amendment to the proposal.

Prude

Seek help.

Crepes are best savoury. Pancakes are best either in the bin or at a large large push blueberries in them.

Apple and sultanas cooked into a thick pancake today, ace. Op! Wrong thread

DIY nutella is the nuts. Also stupidly easy to make, and waaaaay less sugar.

My daughter wanted pancakes for dinner, obviously I'm not going to do them savory because I'm not a fucking nonce, settled on oatcakes (Staffordshire, not the shit Scottish) because they're essentially pancakes but better and should be savory, she'd already had fucking pancakes round her friend's house that morning anyway and now I get to have them properly on my day off with lemon and sugar as God fucking intended.

There is no God, if there were, neither of us would exist, purely because no deity would release us upon an innocent planet of their creation.

But, if our existence is part of the great scheme, the creator would demand lemon and sugar. Anyone suggesting savoury fillings would be cast into the 7th ring of Hell, or Milton Keynes, whichever was nearest.

There is no God

Not anymore, they killed themselves when freewill led to savory pancake fillings.

Recipe please?

Blackberry Vinegar is the best ever thing for Pancakes. Also amazing on Yorkshire Pudding (when eaten as a pudding)

https://themotherinlawskitchen.com/blackberry-vinegar/

A mix of these two, near enough:

https://littlespicejar.com/homemade-nutella/?#mv-creation-251-jtr
https://www.recipetineats.com/homemade-nutella/#wprm-recipe-container-25106

I hate work passwords, but from the other point of view.

Users are fucking idiots.

So many passwords are crackable and stuff like "Password1".

There has to be a better way.

Spelling "savoury" without the "U" is more noncey than savoury pancakes, IMO.

There has to be a better way.

Some sort of hardware token?

i'll tell you what IS a pancake day abomination ......

this is a pancake day abomination, i believe that is maple syrup on the top

"I've lost my dongle thing"

Too many systems rely on passwords. Even an SSO only covers 50% of the stuff in use so it'll be nigh on impossible to remove passwords.

Make the complexity a bitch and don't enforce expiration

Maple syrup and hot sauce is everything

It's the sausage over-cooking that is the abomination here.

Bacon could've used another minute as well.

"I've lost my dongle thing"

Time for a trip to the office to be issued with a new one. People will soon take better care of the thing.

We have too many systems that rely on passwords. Even an SSO only covers 50% of the stuff

It's similar here but a declining number. Might get there before I retire. Maybe.

I've suggested lots of things many times.

It's either filed under "we'll get to it" or "it can't be done"

Totally unsecured and posting sensitive data freely out to the internet? Let's do that.

I feel your pain. I joined a start up three months ago, I'm trying to get users enrolled into MFA, it's such a simple process.

It's like herding really fucking dumb cats 😑

I didn’t care about such stuff. Then we got hacked. Then I felt a fool. Now I am utterly paranoid. It’s all so stressful. I’m going to stop being on the internet. Let’s see them get me then.