I hate

Wanks.

You must be doing it wrong

Evri seems really bad, many people are complaining about them.

Bring back Hermes... which everybody was complaining about ha

I'm sure once the complaints reach Hermes levels they'll get a new name and start racking them up from scratch again.

My local pub is on its third name in 6 years. Same owner. This time they’ve not even bothered changing the name on the menus and stuff, just the sign outside.

It’s the weirdest theory that a name change without a culture change will make the slightest bit of difference.

Weren't they Yodel before that?

Parcelnet before they were Hermes.
Yodel is Yodel, and was previously Home Delivery Network.

Ah gotcha

I just join when I get the reminder notification (5 before). I’m ‘there’ but I’m not there. Otherwise I dismiss and carry on with previous task and don’t tune back in.

Bastard flat pack furniture.

Just because my bloody bed wouldn't go up the staircase of the new place. 96 poxy dowels and seemingly a million screws and bolts later I finally have a bed as opposed to a mattress on the floor. Really looking forward to repeating this for the spare bedroom......NOT!!

And while I'm at it, I hope there's a special circle of hell for the cunts who design jars to make it virtually impossible to get the last bit of the contents out.

I’ve got a set of silicone spatulas because of this. AND a free pass to the Middle Aged thread.

The sound of the neighbours newly installed Ring Doorbell.

To anyone who owns one of these: are you unable to change the chime?

Went trick or treating this year and must have heard that same fucking chime 20 times over.

The sound of the neighbours newly installed Ring Doorbell.

Hate these. And they're so loud too, I can hear my neighbours. Why do they make external noise? Shouldn't a doorbell be for the people inside?

Not sure why anyone would even want one.

It's brutal isn't it?

So fucking loud too.

Dead easy through the app, you can have dogs barking, trains and a host of ever changing seasonal themes. For Halloween there would have been banshees and all sorts to choose from.

Ours just flashes the lights in every room.

Not sure why anyone would even want one.

So they can ask the hardworking delivery driver to leave the packages with me when they're not in :) Another "I hate".

Why do they make external noise?

So the person pressing the button knows it has recognized the button press

A little LED would do the job.

My nextdoor.co.uk feed would be nothing without ring camera footage of people stealing amazon delivery parcels

It might do that too? I've never looked.

I have an old school 12V chime wired into a transformer. You can hear that from outside and they presumably wanted to replicate that UI.

Fucking Ring Doorbell
My fucking dickhead brother in law has one. It lights up the street with its tiktoker neon leds and makes a massive racket. He then checks his phone and doesn’t answer the door.
I know he’s screening the door because when I have been out with him he’s always shouting at delivery people through the app on his phone as soon as he gets an alert “BEHIND THE BIN BEHIND THE BIN”
It’s a fucking cunt enabler

I enjoy building flatpack furniture. Find it quite a zen hour or so putting together wardrobes or beds.

I never used to stress about who was coming and going to my front door until I got a Ring bell. I’m now in a constant state of anxious panic about who’s setting it off and why.