I hate

Having LFGSS minimised to the toolbar on my work computer and having someone at my desk looking at something. As soon as they leave I notice the last open thread was "drink some pussy".

Ah, well, I draw comics for a couple of (now defunct) publications. One of them was a feminist magazine, and one of the best lines in it was about how people always expected her to be gullable and unsafe because she was a woman, and she would reply "Oh yes, I hate it when my ovaries stop me from thinking"

my girlfriend started a new job this morning and was checking the bags of stuff she'd brought home from her old desk before taking them off the new place. before she left she unpacked three things and left them on the bed:

1 - a "this is what a feminist looks like" tee shirt.
2 - a groucho marx false nose and glasses set and
3 - a £50 spearmint rhino token.

i do wonder what her (and her ovaries) get up to at work sometimes.

1 - a "this is what a feminist looks like" tee shirt.

I have about 8 of these t-shirts on my desk right now. No Spearmint Rhino vouchers though, the lap dancing assocation aren't too keen on us.

I have about 8 of these t-shirts on my desk right now. No Spearmint Rhino vouchers though, the lap dancing assocation aren't too keen on us.

NOOOOOOOOOO! how funny. I think I may have to PM you now.

my girlfriend started a new job this morning and was checking the bags of stuff she'd brought home from her old desk before taking them off the new place. before she left she unpacked three things and left them on the bed:
1 - a "this is what a feminist looks like" tee shirt.
2 - a groucho marx false nose and glasses set and
3 - a £50 spearmint rhino token.

i do wonder what her (and her ovaries) get up to at work sometimes.

I used to contract for a certain Mr Whelan..
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2528280/Lapdance-IDPP-Consulting-for-employee-Rachel-Kelly-at-Spearmint-Rhino.html

I am in the process of starting a lawsuit against him.. because he NEVER TOOK US to Spearmint Rhino!

Bike thieves......and the fact that im a silly twat.

everyone has silly moments

i hate bike thieves too

Mouth Ulcers

I don't have one of those t-shirts, or a spearment rhino voucher.

We just drink beer and hang out in the workshop after work and talk about tools.

In case your wondering, yes, I do actually have overies.

I'm normally a big fan of licorice but I was just eating a catherine wheel of the stuff with the licorice allsort thing in the middle, I sneezed, and now I have a bit of licorice stuck somewhere up my nose. It burns like fuck.

I hate getting this email from a work mate:

"I'm feeling rough, I'm feeling raw, I'm in the prime of my life. Let's make some music, make some money, find some models for wives. I'll move to Paris, shoot some heroin, and fuck with the stars. You man the island and the cocaine and the elegant cars. This is our decision, to live fast and die young. We've got the vision, now let's have some fun. Yeah, it's overwhelming, but what else can we do. Get jobs in offices, and wake up for the morning commute."

W...
A...
C!!!

throws self off building

Fuckin naff song though.

I hate that my sleeping pattern is completely reversed! I just got up...damn

I also hate my sleeping patterns.

I also hate dishonesty. I've had enough this year to last me the next 5.

wisdom teeth pain

I am in fucking agony and I've already used up most of a tube of Bonjela since yesterday.

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is your friend (seriously)

^ what he said.

Fuckin naff song though.

is naff good or bad at the moment?

is your friend (seriously)

^ what he said.

Looks gross, but I'm willing to try anything, I think I've built up an immunity to Bonjela... will have a look for it at lunchtime. cheers.

the aftertaste is nasty, but it WILL help!

Yeah it tastes like shit to be fair, you can use it in combination with Dentyl which is a really good anti-bacterial mouthwash, and not quite as "harsh" as corsodyl. Corsodyl you're supposed to use a bottle and then take some time off of it I think.

I found out last year that I had an accute gum disease (Periodontis, with severe bone loss). As well as having my gums cut away from my teeth and a ultra sonic hook used to scrape and destroy the bacteria sacks attached to my roots (twas a great year), I was on Corsodyl. I was advised to water it out, and take regular weeks off it, as it discolours your teeth. Use with caution.

I hate people in fast cars who do burnouts to get 10 metres infront of you...
i hope they all feel silly when they get stuck behind a bus and you disappear down the bike lane :)

I hate that when it comes down to it, im a really crap adult.

most people are just winging it Mr.Lemon, don't worry