I hate

I'm definitly not real. I don't know how you humans do it.

long distance relationships.

and the fact I could really use a hug right about now, and your on the other side of the world :(

Sorry to hear of your multiple woes and your friend's woes, I'll give you a big ol' hug next time I see you. Saturday? I mean, Caturday?

Natasha Kaplinsky.

Natasha Kaplinsky.

explain.
is it because she has a massive head?

disproportionately large choppers too.

i would like to lick her eyebrows.

:)

I would like to lick Judge Judys eyebrows.

actually i wouldn't, just looked at pics and she has big hair and too much make-up for my liking.

Holy shit!

Jesus!

I just found an image of Judge Judy smooching the mum from the Brady bunch!

http://www.rnid.org.uk/information_resources/tinnitus/

humour fail right there..

WHAT?

Anyhoo...

Mmm the seductive sweet smell of Sterdent and Elnette...

i did come here for a reason..

Grudges, i hate grudges, i used to like them, we were very close at times. but we have turned a corner

Well that's the most disturbing thing I'll see today.

I hate being an unemployed bum. And that the price of Buckfast tonic wine is now so much higher...

explain.
is it because she has a massive head?

I'm not altogether sure I could really narrow it down.

That its meant to be the height of summer, yet it hasnt stopped raining for three fucking weeks...

I hate... my bank effing my cards up and leaving me skint, then getting that sorted walk out of the bank, get soaked, trip up and now having to wear my base layer and shorts in the office as that is all that is dry. don't even tell me to htfu. I'm the only cyclist at work

people crying at me. STOP CRYING YOU WUSSES

people crying at me. STOP CRYING YOU WUSSES

Thats because you keep making them eat your dust when you ride by at 88mph

wtf :/

I hate feeling the way I do at the moment. And this stupid headcold isnt fucking off

my mates driving themselfs mad over women that dont give a fuck about them. i dont mind being there for my mates when they feel down, but its getting really boring now and we cant do anything without it descending into a festival of woe.

i would sympathise more if they were the end of long term serious relationships, but its all so superficial. people need to stop using girlfriends to validate thier existance.

Do I know you, Melon?