I hate

I kind of dig her enthusiasm. Out of context, she comes across rather sweet.

The person sitting across from me on the train who is watching videos full volume on their phone, they can get fucked.

Just get petty and start a soundclash

Unfortunately I have not seen the show they appear to be watching as otherwise I’d tell them how it ended

Was on a train from Grantham to Kings Cross yesterday.

Woman sat opposite me had a zoom call the entire way. She was wearing headphones, so she was basically shouting at her laptop.

Sounded like a very dreary job she had.

Wikipedia will have the plot

watch the same thing but two minutes ahead with the volume on loud?

I see we have some professional London public transport commuters in here

Litter trays.

Better than the alternative though

No cats at all?
I'm beginning to doubt that!

The phrase "at this moment in time".

Just say "at the moment", you pretentious twat.

"Moving forward" I shall only use "at the moment"

Or even "right now"

"presently"

Anyone uttering moving forward should be shot on the spot

I once made a manager leave a meeting after I started a tally chart of every time they said "going forward".

Similarly, there was a Project Manager I worked with who started every sentence she said with "Absolutely...."

I can totally recognise that scenario ...

"totally"

“Very much so”

The meeting equivalent of yyssw

Having 'conversations around' is one that has crept in recently.

This chat is making me very self conscious about how I talk...

Can't beat the entertainment value of someone having a fight with someone over mobile phone while you are just nipping to Spar for some bread 😁

Young people on the phone all the time? Yeah weird to me, but to me it's just a generation thing. My dad complained about MTV so....

I say "Going forward" a lot. I do hate myself every time though.

I hate myself for turning this thread into the crap buzzwords thread.