I hate

Remember me checkboxes on sites that still just fucking log you out anyway so you have to log in every single fucking time and they always forward you to the homepage not the page you were viewing.

extra bonus points deducted if they require 2FA every single time even after you tell them to remember this device.

Special bonus if you have to complete a captcha as well, and each time you open a new tab

Have you encountered the Dyson integrated taps and dryer? A fucking nightmare as the dryer is super high powered and blows the water out of the sink all over you.

Good lord. I’m glad I live in the Wild West where such things are not known. This city only received telephony a few years ago. We wash our hands by being lowered into the well with a stout ankle rope.

I am near Newent so not far from you. Brexit/Tory/cunt dryer was encountered in Portugal.

Bloody Galahs.

Cunt dryer? Were the bathroom signs in Portuguese?

No instructions and it was a large shallow sink so all the water got suddenly sprayed from the sink on to my crotch.

Had a Dyson (cunt) logo on the taps so I know who to blame.

Although there’s a type of 3-in-one sink unit I’ve encountered that has a timed water/dryer cycle, but a seperate soap dispensing button. It means you can press the soap button when the dryer is on and it makes loads of bubbles fly out in a delightful fashion.

My favourite is Santander's one with "remember my username" followed by a box for "I'm on a public computer" which if ticked means it doesn't remember your username

nationwide does it too, what the hell is my customer number?!?!?!?!?!?!

Having to hear CBBC presenters bang on about the queen. Hearing adults be enthusiastic at kids about Liz and the other reptiles just feels weird and depressing. My 4yo dgaf and my 7yo keeps asking about which kings and queens got beheaded, both of which I feel are very appropriate responses.

Having to hear CBBC presenters bang on about the queen.

I think they're hoping HRH intervenes and tells Dorries to keep them going.

with supermarkets reluctance to increase the costs on some products they instead decrease the size of said item

i've got a block of gruyere cheese in the fridge that it is almost impossible to cut a useable sized piece off. it's shaped to look as massive as possible whereas in reality it's a 3 mm thin 4 foot long and 3 foot wide piece that is entirely unfit for purpose

you honestly need a magnifying glass to see the slices and it's so thin you can almost see though it

what happened to those huge blocks you got back in the 80's where cheese on toast only needed two slices of cheese

Cut it on the Y axis rather than the X?

Also props for metric and imperial measurements.

3 mm thin

pre-sliced, surely?

if i had the manual dexterity ( or the knife ) to pare a 3ft long cheese cheese into 1 mm slices i'd probably be a surgeon or a sushi chef in a tokyo fish market

thinking about writing a letter to waitrose to express my concerns

*my measurements may have been exaggerated slightly to emphasize my point

For what it's worth, it's the same with Tesco gruyère except the price went up as well as block got thinner.

Why does Waitrose need to be worried about increasing the price?

Why does Waitrose need to be worried about increasing the price?

I'd hazard a guess to say that a sizeable percentage of Waitrose customers will be experiencing some level of financial. squeeze. I don't think I've been in one for years but I'm not sure that a shop where everything is more expensive means that everybody who shops there is free of money worries.

From their perspective I would have seen it as whoever shops here either doesn't care or has no alternative.

maybe you need one of these

Cheese laser is the better option. Obviously.

For slicing or making fondue?

Why not both?