I hate

“Collar Tips” will get you a lot of hits and no shortage of derision.
Do what works, that’s my approach.

Hits, derision, I'll take whatever I'm given.

That’s the spirit, just keep your head and hands up and never stop the Ali Shuffle.

I'm not sure what this means, but I'm going to say yes.

Collar bones. You need a pocket built into the collar to insert them. The bones need to be the same length as the collar and quite stiff. I have a small box full of them from my time of wearing seriousness cloths. Now that it has been mentioned, I am struggling to remember the last time I wore a tie. Years probably.

I try.

Dated a girl who ironed her underwear.

If it's not too personal creepy a question, what type?

Other than boxers or briefs I'm struggling to imagine how you could iron most knickers.

Top tip is to buy a multi pack of stainless ones with a mix of different sizes.

The plastic ones aren't great and you often seem to loose one of the pair. The they're usually only preferable if you have a thin/fine summer shirt - say one with a high linen content. Then you risk damaging it.

My favourite shirt has an annoying floppy collar

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I only wish I had this hair. And this suit. And this shirt. And this pocket square.

What about the ‘tache?

50/50 share of your daughter

This. There was no immaculate conception here.

Also, is she manufacturing the bunting for sale

No, it was all gifted away except for a small section above our fireplace*

'* again 50/50 share.

Top tip is to buy a multi pack of stainless ones with a mix of different sizes.

This isn't about underwear/knickers is it ?

Is ironing your underwear a sign of repression or are you doing it because you expect others to see it?

I find that when people see me in my unerwear that it isnt the ironedness that is the dealbreaker

These bad…girlz? NSFW

https://www.glamour.com/story/panties-lingerie-trend/amp

"panties" what an awful word

One vote for the the former, as well as possibly not having enough to do, not sufficiently valuing one’s time, or a strong desire to feel order.

Already have it.

I appreciated this.

Did you score any Carolus?

Ah yeah, and a couple of Rudolph to fill out the celeriac and Swede mash I'm doing.

No sprout trees left which was annoying, but they had loose and separate tops. Worst bit was the amount of unmasked, gileted, Karen haired mums swanning about ramming trollies into people whilst shouting into their phones. I mean, there was one and then a couple of other similar people but that's too many.

Ah yeah. I popped a bag of Rudolph in the basket too, they sounded too good to pass up.

Worst bit was the amount of unmasked, gileted, Karen haired mums swanning about ramming trollies into people whilst shouting into their phones.

So Chorlton!