I hate

Our oven clock is constantly losing time.

My oven clock runs slow, my coffee machine clock runs fast, I have to make an average out of the two and it's still different from the real time

I want a radio waves set digital wall clock, does a nice one exist?

Pardon me for asking but it doesn't just need a new battery does it?

I want a radio waves set digital wall clock,

Loads, I have https://www.argos.co.uk/product/8436016 in my kitchen

does a nice one exist?

Oh, yeah. Let me know if you find one.

My repeated experiences doing my mum's assessment forms for her are documented on the forum somewhere.

It's a big part of why I have an irreconcilable burning hatred of any cunt who votes/voted tory. If you are enough of a prick to hold your nose and vote to empower them it doesn't matter what your rationale was in my eyes there's nothing they offer that outweighs the negatives even slightly and I will see you as the lowest most selfish version of yourself possible.

I have one that resets automatically when the battery is changed. Trouble is the software has a 24 hour brain while the face reads twelve so sometimes when you pop the new battery back in the hands spin for up to 23 hours worth of movement and your new battery becomes virtually drained.

Cleaning a car.
Tiresome. Pointless. Time consuming. Worthless.

Birds crapping on my car meaning I have to clean it.

Possibly, but it’s not a risk I’m willing to take. It’s like a dog that attacks a child, can’t take that chance.

Birds crapping on my car meaning I have to have bird shit on it till it next rains

I rember reading your posts it's a terrible system. And as you say tory Gov have made it worse.

Wall or desk or alarm clock or?
We have a couple of wall clocks, they never lose time and always reset themselves during time changes (though it might take a day).
The basement one is kinda ugly, but it was the first I’d heard of such a thing back in the day. The kitchen one is ok imo, nothing special though.

The buggers always choose to do massive shits on my windscreen

If only there was a wiping system and method to supply water to said wipers...

... and then smear the shit across the windscreen in a big greasy mark.

Meh. Keep the finger back on the stalk for longer.

Or use the Greggs bag to remove it.

Apparently does not work with human shit and Renault 5 wiping systems.

I’m finding it hard to seperate the Tory chat from the bird shit chat. Far too much overlap.

The way people accuse others of being passive-aggressive when they're just being passive (or not-aggressive). Right, because you're not attacking me in the way I want you to I'll say you're being passive aggressive!

Try living on the Cornish coast - although a shit covered car is a small price to pay for the positives in fairness!

I hate my eyelid twitching. Fucking chill the fuck out and stop winking at everyone.

I had this a little while ago, just before a routine eye test, so I brought it up with the optician.
His advice was look at fewer screens, rest your eyes more and blink more often.

In case that helps?
(not medical advice, seek a professional, etc. don't sue me pls)

These things (leading to unsubscribing):

Waitrose: Rate those clementines or whatever IdGaf. No.
Komoot: Let’s look back at the year it’s been a -haha/sunglasses- ride!!! No.
Fusion Lifestyle: Reminder you still haven’t responded to that question we ask you every couple of weeks and that you give the same score to each time. No.
Perkbox: Tell us why you haven’t registered for our data harvesting program yet? NO.

Coffee?

That they are talking about farming octopus for the plate.

Octopus are sentient, reasoning beings. Also highly territorial (so putting a load in a tank is worse than battery farming chickens - and an octopus is to a chicken is as Stephen Fry is to a clam).