I hate

So now would be the time to mention how much I admire really good table tennis players.

I'm pretty good at table football.

Jesus, imagine coming into your hotel room and finding this betentacled monster on your bed

is it the female reproductive system?

I'm pretty good at table football.

Fighting talk.

Can we arrange a game?

Meet in the Midlands?

I think that's what I like about tennis, you get to really smack it. I don't have the light touch needed for badminton, I have too much pent up anger and aggression.

That'd be like being really good at doing that thing in hotels where they make the towels look like a bird.

Does anyone like the weird rolled up towels? I want a nice fluffy towel on a heated towel rack, I don't want to have to unravel the fucker just so I can dry my hands.

I know there's a forum consensus on leaf blowers already but I'm even more annoyed about people using leaf blowers and blowing the fucking leaves through the door to my apartment block.

Me and a buddy watched a guy using a leaf blower to clear his massive driveway of about 3cm of wet snow. Figured at the rate he was going it would take twice as long as a push shovel. Of course his pecs wouldn’t get the same benefit.

It's weird but I can honestly say I've never really mourned anyone's death until he died.

Jesus, imagine coming into your hotel room and finding this betentacled monster on your bed

In His House at R'lyeh Dead Cthulhu waits dreaming of a nice cotton/poly blend.

My assumption is that any hotel going to the trouble of towel displays also has normal towels in the correct locations. I generally don't stay in hotels fancy enough to know.

Guy the other day was blowing them off his front path into the main footpath but no further and not picking them up. I wanted to hurt him.

1 December 2021, and the Christmas work Tiktok challenges have started...
#corporatehashtags

#workfromhomechallenge

God.. corporate TikTok.. LinkedIn quasi marketing is bad enough

Not only that, but shared via internal corporate Facebook.

"corporate Facebook"

POC.

Doing well in that one, haven't been into the office since Xmas party 2019.

I used to play both and found that although both sports require a light touch when necessary, tennis is less forgiving so in badminton you can give it a great thrash on all kinds of shots and do OK. More of a wristy thrashing action though of course, which may not be as satisfying.

wristy thrashing action

paging @snottyotter

wristy thrashing action

Overheard in the forum masturbatorium bar thread >>>>

Carpel tunnel issues are really making this a problem of late.

Feeling like I never have time. Spending all the time I have procrastinating.