I hate

"well, your the one staring at MY arse"

Pls: World champ arse.

This was 20 years ago. Imagine if I had rainbow stripes across my arse back then...

I'm not sure you can get rainbows that big.

Fair.

Coming soon to the tattoo thread....

No ink here, bruv, just scars.

The Rainbow Gooch...

That's the memoir title sorted, next!

We always used the term norms as teenagers when on acid. “Go buy some soft fruits from the norms in the garage” massive paranoia as attempting to pass as a norm while your mind swirls around itself.
Norms were the people not staring into the chemical event horizon

He he he. I remember a bunch of us still tripping about six AM on a Sunday morning plucking up the courage to go up to a Milkman and ask if we could buy a pint of milk off his float. Felt like a monumental task to speak his language!

‘Easypeeler’ tangerines that are patently not.

When people laugh on the in breath.

Its obviously a fake laugh you shit head.

public service offices
fuck me im melting!

Clementines: I always check the variety for peelability and pips. Clemenules or Nadorcott seem to be okay.
(Or you could just go satsumas and not have this hassle).

Brilliant!

Table reservations in pubs.

Just come in the Victoria dalston and every table has a reservation on it.

May as well also add people who reserve tables in pubs to the list. Take a chance, live a little.

Table reservations in pubs.

Concur. Unless you're in a bunch of, I dunno, 8+ or something then fuck off with your shitty 2-4 people reservations ya fucking mugs. Some of us are serious about this drinking malarkey.

the Venn diagram of LFGSS and mumsnet involves a significant overlap

Fucking lol, would rep to the moon and back.

See the Wests thread for more of this.

And penis water dunking

This. Stupid abomination. Not a klunker, not a BMX, not a clue

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That's gross.

Looks like my old Raleigh Bomber

Hotels that expect you to check out at 10am. They’re saying it’s because of ‘Covid cleaning protocols’.