I hate

Wasps. I have a legitimate fear as I am very allergic to them. Quietly sitting on my turbo doing VO2max workout and one of the little fuckers bombs past. This causes me to shriek, jump off biek and run/slide/stumble across the polished concrete floor of my garage in sidi disco slippers with speed play cleats. Leaving phone, tablet etc in the garage. A neighbour gave me a spare beekeeping outfit for when I need to destroy wasp nests, but it’s cunningly stored in the garage, and dealing with a deadly stinging thing while only wearing Lycra bib shorts is not my idea of a fair battle.

tldr wasps are cunts leaving mamil scared and mincing around unable to defend himself.

disco slippers

When you have the pearlescent white ones from years ago this is appropriate nomenclature

I’m allergic too, though the last time I got hit I didn’t go anaphylactic. I drive for a living and as I was right by a hospital I parked myself next to the emerg, left the door open and waited it out. Not recommended obviously, but I had to know.

The fucking ebay algorithm, it just suggested I should be in the market for a Dyson Supersonic HAIRDRYER for £240. Do they think I need bouffant eyebrows and pubes?

Cunts.

How do you know what it is suggesting? I just search for stuff as I need it and haven’t seen results for old Buick parts come up when I’m looking for, say, a Deore derailleur.

Dyson can fuck off generally. Invent something that isn’t basically just a fan you tax avoiding Tory cunt.

Rep

Ballbarrow?

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Effing sticky labels.

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Flathead screws.

Taking apart a kitchen and cupboard, absolute bastards. Hard to remove, hard to screw in...

Dog Shit in public spaces.

The wet weather arriving just in time for my planned extended bike commute to work.

People talking whilst I'm filming stuff.

Edit: +1 Flathead Screws

Ah yes I got caught in the 20 mins of torrential rain on my 20 minute commute the other day. Sunny before, no rain afterwards. Just for me.

Character building

I'm resigned to the slow bike, waterproofs & direct route today, but the increasing wind gusts and passing showers don't fill me with joy about that even.

Dog Shit in public spaces

Urgh. This gave me rage before being a dog owner and if anything it makes me more angry since getting a dog. Also the weird practise of going to the trouble of bagging up a shit, only to then just hang it on a tree and leave it. Or even weirder, leave it on the floor next to a dog shit bin.

Bagged shit tree decorations are a mystery on an epic scale. There’s lots of kooky, weird stuff in this world but it’s about the only thing I experience that makes me think I’m living in a simulation.

Bagged shit tree decorations are a mystery on an epic scale.

It's not that much of a mystery if you get into the mind of the lazy/anti-social/inconsiderate cunt:-

If people can get away with not even picking up after their dog = dog shit left on the ground

If they're guilted into picking it up (by someone witnessing their dog shitting) they'll bag it up, carry it for as short a time as possible and then dump it = dog shit bag on the ground

If they're a little bit less cunty then the dog shit bag gets hung up on a handy nearby tree, that way they feel a little better about themselves that someone won't tread on it = dog shit bag on a tree or fence

If they carry it as far as the dog shit bin then putting it in the bin requires touching the dog shit bin, so many people just dump it at the base of the bin = dog shit bag right next to the bin

Modern Toss have noted this phenomenon

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I was a dog walker for 6 years going out three times a day usually and while I can see your reasoning I just don’t believe that many people get shamed into bagging it up. The number of times I saw a ‘plop n run’ was vastly out weighed by the number of soft land mines and Crapmass decorations and I never once saw a live hanging.

I know a few folks who have had hangers meet them in the face whilst on trails. Thankfully not yet happened to me but imagine it is only a matter of time.

Fettling mudguards (admittedly on a mtb frame with no mounts). PITA

Rattle-rattle, rub-rub, “f*ck off!”... (and repeat)

I use them as a hand warmer in the colder months. You get a good five minutes out of a spaniel log.

drummers wearing gloves