I hate

I found NextDNS way easier to set up.

On Raspberry Pi?

Really?!? Because you're Western? You are a very attractive woman, @hats! How rude!!

No, it's a cloud system (probably why it's so much easier to set up).

Someone in admin at our office works Mon,Tues,Wed. On a on Monday morning she gets in at 10:00 and starts with the most recent email first (she actually prints them off In a large pile and works from the top) once she has done this she starts on that week but this might take her two days.
This means that some emails take weeks to be answered.

The knack is to judge the exact point on a Monday morning when she has got a cup of tea and had a gossip, then send your email so it’s top of the printed pile.
Send it one second too late and it will not be printed for a few days.

Unfortunately everyone in the company has now worked this out and she gets over 100 emails between 10:15 and 10:20

JFC. The mind boggles.

I hate zoom classes. Got locked out the class for 15 minutes and only got back in because I was able to text a classmate.

And it’s just the shittest learning environment.

And autocorrect can duck off while I’m at it

One of the old partners at my place used to get his PA to print off emails and would then dictate replies. She seemed to have no filter for what she printed though, you'd see "Has anyone seen my mug" emails being printed for some reason.

Too big (if you weigh more than 50kg you're fat, apparently), too tall, not cute, short hair, too red, too sweaty, boobs... And people don't see a problem with commenting on all these things to your face. It gets you down after a while.

Nah, mega babe and haircuts always look good.

Not a lawyer, but I'm pretty sure you have a legal obligation to punch these people right in their stupid faces.

uBlock Origin

So odd. I was sure I had it, but apparently not....Which explains the ads.

Cheers for the reminder.

I am also not a lawyer, I think you'll find you're missing the "fuck you" clause. Which states :
Following application of said punch, the receiver of the shitty opinion has a legal obligation to respond with "fuck you" no sooner than 3 seconds after said punch lands and no later than 7 seconds after punch lands.

Personally I live for sweaty red boobs.

Tort was never my strong point but I believe you are correct.

My sister got a lot of this sort of thing when she worked in Japan .She is tall . Generally people are very polite but it was the groups of tittering school girls mainly.

Generally people are very polite

Japan maybe, but not in China they ain't...

I accidentally trapped a Japanese woman's fingers under a parcel hatch once.
She apologised.

English do that too I reckon. How many times you see someone who gets bumped into or whatever apologise? I know I do it almost reflexively. Oww that really fucking hurt "Sorry!"

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I have sweaty red boobs waiting for you.

Chafed nipples too.

Japan maybe, but not in China they ain't...

This is very true! Some Chinese people have told me that they don't like Japan because the people are too polite and I just think, no, fuck that, it is nice to be around people who are civil and have manners and don't treat you like (at best) an amusing oddity.

I bet it would, rest assured they're all a bunch of blind dickheads!

Is your forum name a typo? The “l” is there by accident?

Runny nose.

Currently have resorted to stuffing it with tissue. Unfortunately the first ones to hand were Kleenex balsam, so I'm getting a faint greasy whiff.

Having to replace the cars brake pads, as they went from squealing to grinding metal on metal.

We're picking up the new car on Saturday and this one is getting scrapped next week.

Still, £9.50 for a set of pads to survive a few days and 120 miles without crashing is probably the best option.

The US electoral system.