I hate

Dude, you need a broker or something.

Typical Brit whinge about Americanisms but...

"Barn Find"

See also verbs like "daily" - "right now I daily an X"

Seriously. Fuck off and die.

People👏making👏points👏on👏social media👏like👏this👏

that does sound quite nice actually. @hats what else was on the peach pizza..im not even gonna ask about the durian one...bluruuuurgh

try hard basics that habitually send work related slack updates on a sunday evening.

Cheese, tomato sauce and peach. It was a monstrosity.

That sounds ghastly

Am now wondering about a peach purée, with burrata, almonds, basil and possibly a little blue cheese.

When you get out of the shower but some soapy water got in one ear and for the next 15 minutes it sounds like a massive bowl of rice krispies lodged in your brain.

Do lean.

Woah. Dangerous advice. Make sure you have shower training before attempting this.

Shocking 🤮.

All the fuckers who bought the Lidl Crivit Kayaks at £39.99 and are now flogging them brand new on eBay for profit.

Websites emailing you to remind you you didn't complete your purchase. I know I didn't complete it, that was a choice made by me when I saw you were about to charge me £3.50 to ship a bottle of ketchup. If you'd been polite enough to show shipping costs earlier in the process like I was when I was building e-commerce sites in 19 fucking 99 I wouldn't have got so far through the checkout that you have my details to nag me about it. What part of the above makes you think I'll be more likely to shop with you in future than I would if you just let it go?

This.

Companies (I won’t call them brands because they they think that that’s cool) have become extremely rude and bullying in their communication in this digital age. They somehow don’t get it that they just sound desperate and insecure becoming a massive turn-off.
I especially hate the passive-aggressive practice of “maybe later” as an option. NO I don’t want to sign in/upgrade/buy your fucking product.

Totnes. Affectation central.

Esp if you're running hardshell crocs. they're lethal in the wet.

Very this. Why the hell should I have to sell my virtual soul before you will tell me how much postage is, you parasites? I want to buy that product not a load of totally unrelated emailed shite for the rest of my digital life.

HK love of shiny slick flooring combined with rain and crutches. Don't lean.

Morrissey

Could be shiny floors and crotches

Amen, one of my treasured moments was seeing the twat canned off stage after 2 songs when supposedly supporting Madness at Finsbury Park.

I'm sure this was mentioned previously, but some fucker has microwaved fish in the office kitchenette, effectively stinking out two levels.

absolute fuckwits

from the meme thread I think.

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sort of memes making you rub hand sanitizer up your nostrils thread

Peach pizza with mozzarella, st felicien, epoisse, and candied almonds

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