I hate

because foxes?

Add dish racks to that, I have the smallest sink on earth... Our sink drainer is so small I can't find a rack that'll fit, the separate cutlery pot thing sits off to the side and just gets in the way all the time... It's a fucking mess and drives me mad...

I was looking at dish racks only today, found one I liked, got the tape measure out, TOO FUCKING BIG!!!

HP laptops that refuse to work, lid closed, unless they’re in a dock, even when the external monitor is set as the only dispay.
It’s 2020 and tech should DWIM.

Howie I’m calling you out on this. I’ve seen your rather long monologue in the owning your own home thread. You repeatedly refer to yourself by this moniker. I suspect you posted about not liking being called Howie in this thread because you desperately want us to start calling you Howie to alleviate some midlife crises of not regarding yourself as cool.

Landlords that don't give a f_ck! Wont do any repairs etc.

Landlords

Could’ve stopped here tbh

Rice cakes

Ceiling tiles in general.

Yeah, what the fuck are they? Dry fucking coasters that suck all the moisture out of the top half of your body, they can fuck right off.

Are we talking those polystyrene things or adhesive carpet tiles that you stick to the ceiling because your’e too lazy to lay a proper carpet up there?

They both taste about the same.

Ceiling carpet, what's that about anyway? Who's walking up there?

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I mean, should I take my shoes off before I step on up there?

It’s really only for dancing on

Removing carpet gripper rod. A thin piece of wood with nails on one side and...........,.....nails on the other side. Regardless of how delicate and patient I am when removing them my hands look t like I've been fighting 137 angry cats.

there's a new person at work, who rides one of those Segway minibot things...into the building, in the elevator and into the office

wanker

only when he's on it though

This is an affront to humanity, sledgehammer it, him, or both.

Get some Carpet Gripper things from Lanterne_Rouge to use as a stinger on his tyres

Porsche Cayenne. Every time a new one appears on the streets, it's a sign that another Carrera-driving cunt has managed to breed.

apart from that, the awkward feeling of not knowing what to do with your hands while rolling. If I had one, I’d have to take up smoking.

It's easy, you spread your arms and pretend you're an aeroplane. Wooshing noises not optional.

Finger guns, to elevate your cool levels off the charts

Peter Rabbit. I hate Peter Rabbit. Yes I've said it.

He, Peter Rabbit, and his cronies have been stealing food from Mr. McGregor since day 1 (and causing all sorts of mayhem) and somehow Mr. McGregor is the bad guy. He's just trying to provide for his family.

And Bing Bunny. He's an asshole too.

But Duggee; he can stay. He's chill.

I bloody love Duggee

The Sandcastle Badge is a personal favourite episode. John and Nigel the crabs are legends. I seriously considered putting Hey Duggee style graphics on my new bike project.