I hate

Being ill at Christmas.

Visiting the in-laws in France for Christmas, been in bed for the last 3 days on a course of antibiotics. Humbug.

Cereal. Just eat some fucking toast.

I eat cereal most days. Toast doesn't keep you full for as long.

Oh on that note, I hate developing a weird allergy to raw nuts and seeds that limits my choice of cereals.

100% rye bread is a v slow release car.

Maybe take the handbrake off.

Gastric flu.

Seconded being ill at Xmas. It sucks should be riding a bike right now. Flu followed by 5 days of cluster migraine.

Fucking Joy

The silver lining is that I was one kilo away from my weight loss target for this year and this has helped me smash that :D

Innit, I'm on the recovery side of being ill but still snottierthanususualotter.

I hate developing a weird allergy to raw nuts and seeds that limits my choice of cereals

Just have toast with crunchy peanut butter on it.

Oh. Wait...

Have you tried sumatriptan? It's an anti migraine medication. I think you get them OTC now, not cheap but I've had some success after episodic migraines my whole life.
Not sure how they fair with clusters but worth a shot?

I read about that..cheers. I have found that staying as fit as possible has worked a treat for the past 10 years. I have just gone through a major career and routine change as well as a stomach ulcer, that has messed up my diet and my ability to maintain a good training routine. I think once I get back on an even keel I should be able to fend them off. But will look at the sumatriptan option thanks.

I can have peanuts and peanut butter thank fuck!

Forgetting to take a knife away to a holiday gaff and having to make a mirepoix with the £2.99 Tesco knife from the drawer.

Checking the car tire pressures

Hunched over on the grubby floor, fumbling desperately before the time runs out.

And its now a quid for 5 mins

that there are two types of cantilever brakes and that the studs on my fork work with one and not the other.

Forgetting to take a knife away to a holiday gaff and having to make a mirepoix with the £2.99 Tesco knife from the drawer.

I always take a knife, but I am tempted to start taking a whetstone.

Checking the car tire pressures

Hunched over on the grubby floor, fumbling desperately before the time runs out.

And its now a quid for 5 mins

Treat yo self:

https://www.wilko.com/en-uk/wilko-pencil-type-tyre-pressure-gauge/p/0011448

Should be buying a compressor for proper treat yo self

I hate seeing the black logo.
I respect it, I just want to never have to see it.

People who think it’s ok to dump a load of stale bread in a public space because “it’s for the birds”.

Fuck you, no it isn’t - you are just feeding vermin.

It's also not particularly great for birds - it fills them up but has little nutritional value for them

Even worse - the people who rock up with a load of new, fresh bread and dump it "for the birds".

cunts chucking whole slices into the canal for the birds