I hate

my real first name is yul. imagine the hilarity.

and my wife is called holly

and my son's name is rudolf

and our dog's name is mince pie

we're strict hindus

It doesn't actually make any sense

Guess the happy crimbo jimbo competition.

Mashton 4
Ramsaye 7

I'd take crimbo over "the holidays". Which start in October.

festivus!

But the holidays cover a lot of "celebrate the light while we sit in the dark and/or cold part of the year" which generally run from October.
Are you saying you don't want to burn things?

Bleurgh. I hate how drawn out a one day celebration is. I hate how instagram is full of people freezing their tits off in fucking pumpkin fields on Oct 1st, for example.

freezing their tits off in fucking pumpkin fields on Oct 1st

I thought this was private.

But the "holidays" covers all the holidays in the period. (Hannukah, Diwali, Advent)

Doesn't it?

(not being a dick, though I probably as usual sound like one. this is my interpretation of "holidays" rather than "holidays = you can't bloody say happy christmas anymore, it's PC gone mad")

You erased Samhain you insensitive clod

Yeah okay the holidays label isn't bad, though I dunno how necessary it is.

On a related note, Christmas markets. Socialising over the next two months? Someone will suggest doing it at the markets.

I had hermes 'deliver' over £200 worth of stuff to a 'safe place' while I was away for a couple of days. The safe place was my recycle bin, which was subsequently emptied by the council. On the drop card the driver wrote 'in the green bin' and the tracking number showed a ' proof of delivery' photo of said bin.
I called hermes who took weeks to investigate and finally told me the driver had returned with the parcel and had handed it to me in person. Bunch of useless lying cunts.

My heart sinks when I see something's been sent out by Hermes. Currently waiting on a frame which is somewhere in the bowels of their system, soon to be spat out with abandon somewhere in the vague vicinity of my house if I'm lucky.

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Tell them to fuck off. It drains money out of the local economy.

My first draft included all hallows.

You can get rid of that. Move the slider over to "All"

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No I can't, it's locked at 2 weeks' cache.

That sounds annoying. I'd hate that.

Also, my browser doesn't remember passwords or history.

having spilled coffee on my crotch

having spilled coffee all over my desk

Dickheads in the pub.

Cycled to the pub. Left my helmet on a coat hook. Some fucking bellend walked out with it on his head. Livid.

Is there a thread for things you don't love but quite like?

I nominate classifieds threads with titles that don't explain what they're selling unless you know exactly what that product is.

E.g.:

Watermelon Customs Gary Campus x Papa-John Weenus Collab special 'P-Unit' edition 2.1 (2019 Somerset Smoke colorway) size 97

I'm like, "Could be a backpack, could be some shoes, could be a bike frame, could be a hat, could be something else."

50 percent of the time when I see one of these titles that's just a jumble of letters and numbers I don't understand, it's a camera lens.

Ha, yes. I always click on those ads out of intrigue.

Male commentators talking about the pretty smile of a female competitor. Would never happen with a male competitor.