I hate

bikenut one cut me up on the finchley rd one evening going home, he was up my arse for about 100 yards, then he saw his chance to overtake but almost straight away pulled up to a halt in front of me. by the time i got round him and level with his window he was taking fares from passengers getting on the bus. i banged the side of the bus as hard as i could and shouted ' FCKING WNKER' , i'm sure by the look on his face that he just let go in his underpants.

I had a mate, working as a courier, who got six months inside for threatening behaviour, he threatened to hit a bus driver with a defective brake light who had over taken him and then stopped suddenly.

First offence, never in trouble with the law before.

..and upon release found said bus driver and used the newly acquired prison skills to shiv the guy while he slept..

and thats how hippy's grandpa ended up in oz.

He was a mechanical engineer.. so probably more likely altered the guy's bus to say explode if it dropped below 50mph, something wacky like that..

springloaded shiv.

the-smiling-buddha [quote]bikenut one cut me up on the finchley rd one evening going home, he was up my arse for about 100 yards, then he saw his chance to overtake but almost straight away pulled up to a halt in front of me. by the time i got round him and level with his window he was taking fares from passengers getting on the bus. i banged the side of the bus as hard as i could and shouted ' FCKING WNKER' , i'm sure by the look on his face that he just let go in his underpants.

I had a mate, working as a courier, who got six months inside for threatening behaviour, he threatened to hit a bus driver with a defective brake light who had over taken him and then stopped suddenly.

First offence, never in trouble with the law before.[/quote]

Yeah that was the 80's innit.

i hate my attitude.....

And you were doing so well...

that's what love does to a man....

i was referring to my attitude in regards to work.......i fucked up 3 projects of 4.
i had no motivation at all...i'm such a dick!
EDIT: and i've lost the ability to construct a sentence :(

I'm still hating bastard tonsillitis, which hasn't fscked off yet. Also my landlord, who switched our water off at the mains without telling us.

pay your rent then!

I hate paying rent.

Paid my bloody rent the day before! He just turned it off so he could do something to his bathroom (he lives in the flat upstairs) but the dozy git neglected to tell us.

decided i also hate starbucks, evangelical christians who try to tell me about jesus (also feel some pity for them with their tiny misshapen brains), and people who post stupid, pointless rubbish on my facebook superwall.

hippy I hate paying rent boys.

well I doubt you'll get it for free

badtmy Paid my bloody rent the day before! He just turned it off so he could do something to his bathroom (he lives in the flat upstairs) but the dozy git neglected to tell us.

decided i also hate starbucks, evangelical christians who try to tell me about jesus (also feel some pity for them with their tiny misshapen brains), and people who post stupid, pointless rubbish on my facebook superwall.
grumpy git!! see this is what happens when you live 20miles from central london :P

RPM [quote]hippy I hate paying rent boys.

well I doubt you'll get it for free[/quote]

That's not what you said last night.

no charge for the first time, you knew that.

I hate really really ugly fat birds who screech incoherent shit at you out of their unfortunate boyfriends car window. I just want to hit them in the face with my bike. And people who put too much perfume/aftershave on cos they fucking stink.

Today I hate drivers that pull out into stationary traffic from side roads, for instance from White Lion St onto Upper St, thinking that because the motor traffic they are pulling into is stationary they don't have to look for anything else.

Just missed the bugger, caught his wing mirror with my elbow though.......

Richard Cheese And people who put too much perfume/aftershave on cos they fucking stink.

YES

what is that all about, I hate walking past some cunt who's overdone it with the Lynx and getting a lung full of evil caustic shit.

estate agents, white shirt n' sovereign chavies and pricky middle management suits are the worst culprits

Haha, that's exactly who I was going to use as an example. Their fucking shit spray on starts a chemical reaction with their highlight hairspray and starts to fuck with all my senses...

people who don't know how to set their screen wash jets and piss it over the top of the car, negating the very reason they are doing it. SOmetime it hit me in the face.

I hate being the only person up, when I'm really hyper and drunk, even though I have to be in at 9am tomorrow. :(

don't hate it. Your a leader!