I hate

What’s the collective noun for a large group of British tourists?

A shower? A gripe? A slipper?

A colonialism.

A crusade?

A(n) embarrassment

I know we all have our hobbies, but this one is distinctly unedifying.

Could we try to move on from matters scatalogical, to (say) topics that would have concerned us once we reached the age of 12?

What’s the longest pube you ever saw?

came here to moan about bbc architecture documentaries on at the minute,
but it links very nicely to ramsayes question
bbc are getting all arty with this series and i'm sure i saw the longest pube yesterday in a clip, it had been added by the graduate computer graphics trainee to a modern bit of film he wanted to make look oldy worldy, you know add the 35mm edging to the clip, get some flicker and a bit of damage to the film cells, they had added a huge great pube in one corner of the cell to make it look like some old 1970's archive footage stored badly in some great warehouse somewhere

put me right off it did

and one last week just kept adjusting the brightness of the footage so it actually looked like the tv was flashing gave me a headache. none of the footage of the subject matter was just normal, it all had some wierd visual effect static wierd background colours and stupid music
had of turn off again

great subject matter being explored being rendered unwatchable by some 23yr old twonk who thinks he's at the cutting edge of some new form of documentary style

Why don’t you list all the naughty words you know in order to show off how grown up you are? Everyone will be terribly impressed and you might get extra jelly.

Bum

Speaking of arse cleaning, I’m off on a three week leave no trace backpacking trip. Bidets are essential unless you want to carry a bag of used toilet paper. We’ll be taking a couple that attach to water bottles.

This will be a new challenge for me. Will report back.

"Leave no trace" as in pick up your own shit.

Nope, bury it

No three weeks under canvas. Bury it apart from one stretch where you need to bag it out. They provide you with bags that allegedly turn it into some sort of odourless gel. Who knew?

ah so that's how they make SIS Espresso gels, always wondered.

in other news - cyclists who go in front of me at red lights despite not having the intention to get off the line quickly. fucking queue you bellends

Excuse my ignorance, but how is washing with water any more sanitary than simply using toilet tissue. You don't wash you hands or shower with just water do you.

Ref hair length, this from a well thumbed GWR2018 book. No pubes but maybe others we can all have a go at beating.

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I thought my black hair sprouting from the top of my left ear was a bit special, but this puts it into perspective.

I'll pluck it in shame

That’s what the toilet brush is for, you noob. Paper is just for blowing your nose.

Yes. You're confusing what happens on the road with what happens in the cubicle. Also, sense of humour failure.

You are presupposing that a sense of humour exists in the first place, based on the available evidence it would appear unlikely.

The evangelist zeal of the newly converted (veganism, dropper posts, whatever)

You can add soapy arse washers to that list, oh look at me and my shiny bum, no Klingons off my starboard bow.

See also: those who go on holiday (sorry - ‘travelling’) once to Japan or Thailand and lecture you about how their diets and ways of cooking are so much better than anywhere else in the world. They tend to own knives they don’t know how sharpen.

Yes. For full disclosure, I’m guilty of most of those things and loathe myself for it.