I hate

On the kitchen nightmare theme, the other adult in my house removes the top from tins using the opener at 90deg to what I understand is the norm, leaving the sharp edge on the can, but a lovely smooth lid. This is wrong. Isn't it?!

That's just a different type of tin opener, nowt wrong with that, laddie/lassie..

Leads to the sight of Maltese cats with severe wounds around their muzzle, and in one case a cat with no nose (how did it smell? Terrible) that lives by San Anton gardens.

When I was a teen, the family jack russell had a scar on his nose. As a puppy he coaxed the golden retriever to do the dirty work and knock a tin of food (I believe Oxtail soup) off the side, for them to share.

Even the ‘normal’ opened tins can leave lasting impressions if you’re hungry enough.

Inconsiderate road users.

But specifically this morning; the dude on a black Seta who spent most of his time in the middle of the road obstructing traffic, but still had to push to the front of the lights after every other road user had overtaken him. Other notable highlights were cycling round an ancient man using a walking frame on a pelican crossing, whilst someone else was crossing from the other side which he was clearly oblivious to, despite the traffic lights just ahead being red anyway.

£40 'investigation charge' on my garage bill when I told him what was wrong with it and what part needed replacing. Maybe I'll send a £40 invoice for my investigatory services.

£40 'investigation charge'

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People who use two adjacent hand driers, one for each hand.

total powermove.

I'm doing that from now on

Yeah that’s good I’m down with it

handspreading

I always do this. Even when there's only one hand drier.

I don't normally mind when someone nicks one of my photos for their Gram and don't give me a credit... But I do if they're a fucking professional photographer!!!

I used to scream at production colleagues when they didn't credit photography in whatever publication it was we were working on... So fucking annoying...

Dickheads that hire Lamborghini's for one night, then proceed to sit outside the wedding venue revving the arse off them for half hours at a time. I take solace in the fact that this is probably the worst thing you can do to a Lambo, in fact it's about the best way to set fire to it.

I always credit unsplash, as its a bit good for photography. Some real talent on there, as part of my job I work for charities that don't always have a budget for stock so people good enough to share their work deserve recognition, a website plug or a coffee.

People who put things like jars / packets / bottles / containerwhatevers back in the cupboard / fridge / storagewhereevers

Empty.

Your turn to buy teabags. Just saying.

We but 2 litre milk containers. My wife never uses the last half litre of the, in use, container but opens the new one.

Vileda Puractive

Best scourer ever. Never seen them for sale but they're so good my colleagues used to nick them from work. Imagine how good a scourer has to be before you'd consider stealing it; well that's how good they are.

Yep I've stolen a few! They're something like £10 for a pack online - worth it.

Julia Hartley-Brewer. And Mike Graham.

Chummy corporate social media accounts using that hearts in eyes emoji for everything, fucking staaaaahhhhhp

On this tip, cunts riding bikes made of scaffolding, stuck in top gear who accelerate slower than an oil tanker INSISTING on pushing their way past the stop line to beyond the point where they can actually see the lights, so everyone else is forced to swerve around them and in front of the path of anything coming up behind them, W A N K E R S S S S S S

People who use two adjacent urinals, one for each cheek