I hate

because cat's have the good grace to bury their bsns.

dogs will eat it given half the chance.

#teamkitty

No they fucking don't.

It's ok though. Every single cat owner can tell you for certain that their cat doesn't shit in other people's gardens, so therefore it doesn't happen.

my cat's too shit scared to crap outdoors, but that's on account of chonky boi Kevin ruling the roost beyond the back door and he buries landmines all over the shop.

and dogs totally eat shit. tho cats have a thing for earwax, so swings and roundabouts

Our cat shits in our garden, much to the other half’s delight when she’s out there gardening.

I was refuting your statement that cats bury their shit. Cos they don't.

They really don’t. In typical cat half arsed style, they do a couple of scrapes with the front paws, then fuck off.

Next doors cat regularly digs a little hole in our flower bed then shits next to it. Or at least it did till i started sprinkling chilli powder there. Works a treat, that.

My daughters still talk about the time their friends’ dog ate the turd their cat had just laid in the litter tray. They are fascinated by it.

So @Fatberg get a Schnauzer, it’ll eat the cat shit for you.

you probably wouldn't if you were a lion, but that'd be on account of the fact that you're a fucking lion and not really playing the "i'm not trying to muscle in on your turf" game that lesser cats are wont to do.

it's science.

On this issue I agree with you 100%, source: have personally watched a Schnauzer eat cat, fox and several other varieties of shit.

Our cats shit in our garden. And other people's gardens. And in our hallway. And just inside the back door. And in the bath.
Bastards, both of them.
When we put chicken wire outside the back window to stop them shitting there, they put dead leaves on top then shat on that.

cats are awesome.

Which is the best?

The fact that the cat is the internet's favourite animal tells us a lot.

pretty sure that accolade belongs to the honey badger.

Fox always looks to go down a treat. I'm guessing a bit though, I'm not an expert.

It isn't and I have to put up with it too. Thing is, you can train a dog. You can't train a cat anywhere near as easily - some, not at all. And you can't train the squirrels, foxes, hedgehogs and birds that use your garden as a khasi either.

Its only a bit of shit, what's up with you fannies?

My mate has a house fox, I think she uses a litter tray...

They don’t. I don’t hate cats. Or dogs, but this cat shit garden thing is making me think that cat ownership and responsibility needs attention. I cannot think of a single other situation where this would be ok.

When you come up with your technical/legal solution, make sure you get this guy to front it.

Ha! Just bought 3 cat scarers to replace the old solar ones which seem to have died.

A better solution would be to get a cat.

@catburg

We used to have cats shit in our garden. Until the other half took some holly cuttings laid them in the favoured spots. No more cat shit.

That and I chase any cats out of the garden, and my son does the same.