I hate

more than you could ever know

Yeah I'm not keen on blocking ads in general, but it's the sheer level of repetition that gets me.

But I have a Pi-hole device on my network so can switch on and off easily enough.

I actually fucking love that song...

Freezing Moon by Mayhem?

It's pretty festive, yeah

The family account thing is £15/mo and lets you have 6 accounts, if you're paying £10/mo already might be worth the upgrade.

And I've heard it's possible to get your friends signed up to fill all 6 slots at £2.50/mo each. But I wouldn't know anything about that.

When people tell you about stuff

The family Spotify package is a godsend.

Share it with someone else that has a Spotify account, and you end up with 5 or 6 accounts for the price of 2 - just make sure you say your addresses are the same

Same kind of people who say drinkies/drinkiepoos

Cunts still referring to the the year as two thousand and something or 2K something. It's fucking Twenty Nineteen next year people.

And then it's 2020, and a whole fucking slew of shit jokes.

Hoo fucking ray.

2020, I could see that coming.

2020, at least it should be over quickly

Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't you know there are boundaries.

People doing expensive/aspirational/middle-upper class 'activities' in the name of charity!
Skydive
White water rafting
London-Rome bike ride
Vintage Dom Perignan quaffing
"Hi, you lot; give me £1000 to do a £500 activity I really want to do and I'll give the left over £500 to charity ya?"

Out of these, London-Rome sounds like the cheapest option though.

Whilst quaffing vintage Dom surely

Haha, I'm imagining people cycling with vintage Dom in their bottle holders.

... someone has probably done that, haven't they.

Running.

Context; I'm running ergonomic grips on my bike.

No, you fucking zoomer, your using them.

I’m doing a sponsored new bike build if you fancy sponsoring me?

Exactly; and those long hours spent suffering with oily hands, dropped bearings and tricky cable routing will all be done, like a hero, in the name of charity.

I mean, I’ll probably just take it to the lbs to sort out but yeah, all of those things

people looking down there nose when I ask for pint, coffee or a bag of chips.

it is a bit boorish to do so at church

your going to the wrong church 😉

People not returning things when you are kind enough to lend them out

I need my Big Old Breaker ratchet thing and just remembered I lent it to my friend 6 months ago - no effort on his part to get it back to me...