I hate

That’s superb. Do you reckon those guys might have tried acid?

I’ve made up some appallingly filthy alternative lyrics for this. You can rhyme ‘dog cum’ with ‘shotgun’ if you’re really angry.

The Marc Almond cover version.

I don’t think anyone can be that bombastically psychedelic without some sort of help.

That's all filmed in reverse right? Or he's just been to the dentist?

white people's music.

The whitest. I should probably have some sort of solidarity with George Ezra as he’s from the same town as me. But I guess ‘Biggles’ was written there too, and I don’t like that either.

I hate the fact I fucked my wrist up playing football and have a 50k cyclothon on Sunday round the streets of HK. :(

You're doing it wrong if you touch the slot.

Confucious say, man who masturbate in front of ATM, come into money.

Lucky for you, most of the time I can't reach the keypad...

If you can't put the weight down gently, don't pick it up! :)

"conserving energy" aparantly. I agree, I can't stand it and in many lifting comps dropping invalidates the lift. Just not where they lift.

Where are the earplugs...

How the F does someone from Hertford sound like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlElekzEyJU

My gym had about 5 people in it this morning. I'm almost certainly the deadlifting champion of the world (of those 5 people). In fact, I don't think I've ever seen anyone lift what I lift - I guess all the nonecks are there in the evenings. There's one other guy who probably could but he's too busy lifting my squat weight as a benchpress...

"nonecks" hehe.

These guys actually compete in powerlifting, I supposed the bumper plates are too large, so for competition they need to use the normal ones. And the gym doesn't have a good platform.

Still, not nice to be around.

Lots of budgie smuggling going on as well with the competition deadlift suits. Like cycling clothing, only thick matte black should ever be acceptable anywhere near the briefs zone...

We go to -very- different gyms :)

Being unemployed and seemingly unemployable

Being injured and just twiddling my thumbs

Twisted my foot/ankle three weeks ago and tried to ignore it. But pain has continued. Went to minor injuries unit and first nurse thinks it’s just a sprain. 2nd nurse thinks there is a broken bone and severe sprain but x ray machine out of action. So no in a local a&e have seen triage nurse but still waiting for proper examination and will then have to wait for an x Ray.

"George Ezra Barnett is an English singer, songwriter, and musician, known for his deep, bass-baritone singing voice."

He sounds like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

Thats exactly what I sound like - what’s your point?

Did he aks you though?

his kiss of the teeth after the first one, is weak though.

The George Ezra album is called ‘Staying at Tamara’s’!

WAFC.

Music for people who don’t like music. I haven’t got this irate at an artist since that U2 album appeared unbidden on my phone.

He is no better or worse than the 16 million other mildly-folk-inspired pop artists that are exactly the same as him. His lyrics are about holidays and other non-offensive stuff. Not worth the energy, save your fury for the real cocks of the world (like U2)

it's the utter lack of offence that makes it offensive. the musical equivalent of a packet of ricecakes.

this all started with fucking Elbow.

this all started with fucking Elbow.

Nearly dislocated my shoulder doing this 8 or 9 times.

God I hate Elbow