I hate

arrrgh extra hatred for metal spoon and ceramic bowl * * scrraaaaaape! * *

Don’t eat at your fucking desk. Anything more than a biscuit is disgusting.

‘Oh but I’m so busy.’

Nonsense - you’re not focused or productive if you’re chewing a sandwich while you work.

Busy on lufgus innit?

My entire office eats at their desks

Including me

And in meetings

Ate leftover quiche whilst discussing work at my desk today

There’s not really anywhere else to eat

You have toilets, do you not?

Anyway, came here to post: people who overtake on the run in to a junction then pull in stand on the brakes to turn left

This assumes that I should be focussing at work. Most desk jobs are shite, you can probably eat a four course meal and pay attention to your spreadsheet, nobody gives a shite.

Skype/conference calls, at your desk, in an open plan office, with your headphones on, shouting to make yourself heard.
Take one headphone out and speak at a natural volume, I don’t need to hear all about your work.

Exactly but also...
My wife knows exactly where her teeth are and yet every spoonful of whatever she is consuming has to clatter with her teeth. I get moaned at for chewing gum and yet this.

People who walk around aeroplanes with travel cushion around neck.

We have a winner... Also people who do this in the office and while eating soup at their desk...

People who claim that a certain post has won (a thread).

#doyouevensubjective

(Just finished eating smelly food at desk.)

People who take anything expressed on this thread without a pinch of salt and a dash of vinegar...

But that post did win, not a claim but a FACT...

When you're trying too hard to put a tyre on a rim and your thumbnail comes away from your thumb at the side ;(

Cut nails? GQ suggested end of nail in line with end of finger for maximum elegance. Pls report back.

Am I doing it right?

Or the reverse (I think), it being considered poor form to go and talk to someone at their desks, because 90% of people are straining to hear conference calls all day

Having to hear a cut-down version of this song as a radio advert multiple times a day at work:

https://www.campaignlive.co.uk/article/turkey-week-keys-musical-spot-puts-eek-equity-release/1488867

Everyone involved in this should be turned into one big pile of fucking bone meal.

They're always the people who behave like they're the most important people in the entire airport because "they're going on their holidays" oblivious to the fact that so is every single other non-member of staff in about a 2 mile radius.