Bicycle Haikus!

Herne Hill Velodrome's
racing depends on weather
being good Friday.

Sitting in my room
Waiting to go out somewhere
Count on my fingers

lol

Flip your back wheel mate
Swap your riser chops for drops
Ride the thin red line

Worn cleat, torn jersey
body tissue on tar mac
stitches rest healing

Herne Hill Velodrome's
racing depends on weather
being good Friday.

+rep

body tissue on tar mac

The second line was
really giving me trouble.
That one's much better.

Body sore aching
daytime television dull
ginger nuts solace

Internet cyclists
Fixed gear or single speed
Riding on broadband

I rode
I crashed
It hurt

What's the emoticon for a Joey Deacon face?

X oC

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What's the emoticon for a Joey Deacon face?

i am bored just now
this will take up 2 minutes
good enough for me

some cunt stole my brooks
i'll kill him if i find him
kharma is a bitch

Errors of meter;
BringmemyFix vigilant.
Haiku policeman.

Don't call me a pig,
cos I fucking resent it,
oh miserable swine.

Waiting for dinner
View inane Internet posts..
Happy fucking Easter

To the track I went
The rain it stopped our fun
I rode home again

fruitbat he gets drunk
so very reliably
at all good drinks nights

Policeman or pig
It could have been much worse O
guardian of verse

Pajamas know me
For the person that I am
Far to well it seems

Fruitbat was well pissed.
I hope he got home safely.
If not I'd be sad.

A German cyclist
Pony tail flying behind
Stops at traffic lights

An English lawyer
Just trying to ride his bike
Slips out of his cleat.