Rasmussen just been chucked off le tour

ffub I seriously reckon this could be the first year that the teamcar could win.

I'm following Team Mavic for the rest of the race...

ironically the carbon footprint for a cycling race is huge! maybe they should have team tandems and publicity pony and trap?

hope this helps

They went back to Merckx specs for the Hour Record.. lets go back to 1903 for the Tour rules..

heh...from onefuckingspeed.com :

'Somewhat inevitably, Rasmussen has been handed his P45 by the Rabobank team and is out of the tour. Whilst they've not yet caught him actually doping, that appears to be because he spends most of his time hiding so they can't actually test him.'

well put.

personally I would've told 'em i was in Italy but gone to Mexico...makes more sense...who's gonna dob you in from Mexico?

does this help?

It helps a lot.. I can sleep easy now..

hippy They went back to Merckx specs for the Hour Record.. lets go back to 1903 for the Tour rules..

Hell yeah, they were doped up to the eyeballs on smack in those days.

Amphetamines are good.. it's as simple as that! So is the half kilo of sugar I just put away.. mm.. wait for the crash.. mm

ha. i just ate a giant bag of haribo.

oh man, if you like sweets the best deal around is to be found at woolworths.

you can fill up a massive cup to the top for only 2.99 or 1.99 i can't remember. just squish them in tightly!

i'm addicted to bonbons...

Nah, Co-op. You can get 4xsticks of Fruit Pastelles for 99p or 3 bags of their own milk bottles for 99p or 250g of Midget Gems for 72p or 2x Maltesers for £2.. all of which I bought last night. Ah, how I love home cooking!

I haven't eaten a Midget Gem for years. See, if Rasmussen had stuck to Co-op he would still be in the tour and still be winning.

Nah.. he'd be a fat cnut like me stuck in an office somewhere..

Can you lot talk about anything else apart sweets and beer?

Just as a matter of interest. Because I think this forum ought to be renamed 'london fat bastard forum'.

yeah...they are all fat...all except you and me...but that's only coz we're vain...well I know I am.

Buffalo Bill Can you lot talk about anything else apart sweets and beer?
Just as a matter of interest. Because I think this forum ought to be renamed 'london fat bastard forum'.

It's just me that starts it Bill coz I'm the fat bastard. The others have no choice but to follow as their skinny, food-deprived brains can't do othewise.
Anyway, we talk about bikes now and then.. what more do you want? Go read the poetry on movingtarget or something if you're hungry! :P

P.S. Rasmussen has just admitted to riding in the Dolomites when he was supposed to be in Mexico. He has revealed program centred around the oral injection of large quantities of the illegal substance known as Jaffa Cakes...

winston yeah...they are all fat...all except you and me...but that's only coz we're vain...well I know I am.

Let me get you a mirror..

No doping there, purely natural.

don't tell me you don't all aspire to that physique?

He's probably an ex-world champion track sprinter..

RPM

No doping there, purely natural.

don't tell me you don't all aspire to that physique?

Yeeuuww! There is something very wrong with that. Ah... got it... socks with sandals... he's totally blown his fakenger cover!

hippy doesn't need to aspire, he's there already (complete with vegemite sponsorship!)…

sorry :-P

I laughed a lot at that, top shop skills.

Brilliant!
I'm spending tonight trying to hash up a DVD cover for a film, my efforts are nowhere near!

HAHAHA LOL That's fscking awesome!!!!

lmao