Names and faces to bikes

off topic slightly as well here, but the other day, from this

i built meself this

I'm a total newbie to this forum, been riding fixed for over a year, bought my Charge Plug stock & sprayed it up straight away, have changed most of the parts on it, it's nothing expensive but I love it. Just got a set of anodised cranks from Brick Lane Bikes so thought I'd post up a picture. Is an awesome bike, I use it to commute every day, and for evening/lunch time shredding around town, it's the perfect setup.

And here is me:

^^Jesus man lighten up! Go for a ride or something.

(Woop for plug though)

Fuck, are those Andel cranks? I need to finish my bike before the ENTIRE WORLD has purple cranks.

Thought I'd update since I have new bike..

The Bike..

Me..

Tart!
You need some black Suginos, mate.

I have a bike

I laugh, in front of a cupboard

There is at least one person on here who may recognise me. Now I feel ashamed.

Tart!
You need some black Suginos, mate.

I've got some.. :P

Thought I'd update since I have new bike..

The Bike..

No tie. Don't do white shirts. Better hair. But basically, uh huh :P

You have a bike, a cupboard and size 6 feet.

If you read that post WHY HAVEN'T YOU BOUGHT MY SHOES?

I'm going to wear them and get blisters. I hate you all.

dude. you deleted a post I quoted. now I look mad.

^ Yep

On a side note, party shank are party wank. I want them dead, now. Hippy, can you do a 2-4-1 deal or do I have to pay per head as usual?

Thought I'd update since I have new bike..

The Bike..

nah, you got us confused:
there all like, where's the car?
and we're like, where's the car?

Hippy; downloading THREE times as much porn as the rest of teh internet.

Got trucks and wheels on an original of this one, but haven't skated on it for ages. Would be fun to put wheels on the Ripper tho

Fuckin' A!
one of my all time favourite board graphics.

and Eddie, what's up with your avatar? That seems to be a total abomination of Jim Phillip's screaming hand? Tell me it's not by him…

naaah, that isnt by him. Just based on the original screaming hand, rather than putting up the one everyone seen i thought this would be more original.
Big Santa Cruz fan btw :)

and surely yours is just bones wheels, sprayed up

WTF! I don't understand this but then I am very old..........

I have a bike

I laugh, in front of a cupboard

There is at least one person on here who may recognise me. Now I feel ashamed.

That is so polite............... your bike taking its shoes off in the house and all.

Thought I'd update since I have new bike..

The Bike..

Me..

Either you are slipping comfortably into middle age (wife,2 kids and god to follow) OR this machine will, in the near future, customized to something more befitting of your colourful character............... so when does the custom kit arrive??

Fuckin' A!
one of my all time favourite board graphics.

and Eddie, what's up with your avatar? That seems to be a total abomination of Jim Phillip's screaming hand? Tell me it's not by him…

i've been saving my screaming hand sticker for years.....makes a perfect head tube badge!

^ Yep

On a side note, party shank are party wank. I want them dead, now. Hippy, can you do a 2-4-1 deal or do I have to pay per head as usual?

For you, as a repeat customer, I'll offer a twofah..

Hippy; downloading THREE times as much porn as the rest of teh internet.

We moved office the other week.. I now have 3 computers and 4 screens..

Either you are slipping comfortably into middle age (wife,2 kids and god to follow) OR this machine will, in the near future, customized to something more befitting of your colourful character............... so when does the custom kit arrive??

It's the middle-age slippage.. until the Cuntdor stickers arrive anyway.

This one is just going to be more subtle.. I hope. Murts?

Got trucks and wheels on an original of this one, but haven't skated on it for ages. Would be fun to put wheels on the Ripper tho

My second board was a Roskopp but with just the eye on it, fuck me that was a board. The tail was steep as fuck and when I first did an ollie I shit myself, jumped about 2ft(slight exaggeration but you get the idea...)