Names and faces to bikes

im a hipster cunt who actually hates riding anywhere... wont catch me dead outside E1, unless its on my geared OTP brompton

don't be so hard on yourself mate, you're not a hipster.

He'd be at Field Day.

Nice Ray. Looking forward to seeing the GT now thats it's more or less "finished". And I still love the banana forks.

I thought youd seen it... weird... um i've got your jacket...no youre not getting it back.

He'd be at Field Day.

no fucked it off playing polo then getting drunk!

don't be so hard on yourself mate, you're not a hipster.

thanks kn(R)ob

I thought youd seen it... weird... um i've got your jacket...no youre not getting it back.

I've seen it a few times, but not with the cursed wheels!

And awesome! Thanks! Where'd you get it from? The Foundry?

Skinsprat -ve rep and reported.

name on list.

I've seen it a few times, but not with the cursed wheels!

And awesome! Thanks! Where'd you get it from? The Foundry?

PM'd

Yep thats me done on the bike front...Apart from the double toe straps on the Pink Panther.

Would love a old tourer but i cant warrant getting another bike.

The perfect number of bikes to own is* n + 1* where *n *is the number you currently have.

The perfect number of bikes to own is* n + 1* where *n *is the number you currently have.

Fuck, can't rep you anymore. ;)

top marks

ha... braeburn apples..yum

edscoble doesn't even use clips! (see above).

Fine if you never go above 12mph I suppose.

:)

I never do really, the first month take some time to get used to it until my legs rythm nicely when going very fast (especially lifting the legs after a push every time quickly to avoid bouncing up and down on the saddle).

HTFU.

top marks

your new GT is absolutely fab, Mr Shinscar, I love it, though if it were mine I'd have drops, then it would be perfection.

I can't say the same about your gaff, do you live in an IKEA showroom?

fuck that, the riser still look sweet on the GT as if it was made for it.

Here's the deal

So, what do you get out of it? A sense of superiority and self-satisfaction by making massive sweeping generalisations?

Do I smell a whiff of indignant self rightiousness? I aint too much into pink bikes but I can admire the effort and thought that went into that GT looks like a nice little inner city beater to me

racist

looks exactly the same as every other spoilt kid fakenger to me. Egotistic and compeletely self absorbed. couldn't give a fuck about the rest of the planet outside Shoreditch. survives off almond croissants and frappelattecinos. biggest feature is the mouth which has evolved to support the ego

go fuck yourself, if you have the time + inclination to come onto a forum and say that, you have a sad sad life, my friend, and all I can hope for is that you spend the rest of your life in the miserable hole of shit from whence (yeah I fucking used whence) you came.

and breathe.

i think someone has a massive chip on their shoulder. let it go.

Twenty years ago I was a london courier and in those days we had the streets pretty much to ourselves. Sometimes the new generation of cyclists with there helmets and cycle lanes and dayglo vests and respect for other road users really irk me. I yearn for the days when the couriers had the road pretty much to ourselves . You know what though? I kinda got over myself. There are people on here who have bikes that are approaching works of art. I was talking to AndyP last night he has three vintage Casati track bikes. You can talk to hippy and big daddy W and they will gen you up on riding distances and road racing Tynan has a solution to every conceivable technical problem ! I have learned shit loads on this forum and in the process realised that perhaps I didn't know as much as I previously thought . So I lost a little of my hubris. So some board members like to dress up in girls jeans ...big fucking deal

What I get is a clear road without dangerous turds like you carving me up, drafting me or passing me admiring meaningful grins and asking me to admire their bikes....Go and play farmerlikes or firemenalikes or something.

Here's , go and call somebody who gives a fuck what you have to say!

Here's the deal - no one could actually give a shit what fakenger, pukenger, scumenger wankenger bikes look like or what you drivelling fuckwits wear except your selves. If you are actually concerned about what people think of your bike and need to publicise it on the world wide wonder web then it is a pretty sad and self explanatory example of just what vacuous, self indulgent and self absorbed petty borgois fuckwits you lot are.

Top tip - get rid of the bike and get a real life cos none of you are kidding anyone except yourselves

looks exactly the same as every other spoilt kid fakenger to me. Egotistic and compeletely self absorbed. couldn't give a fuck about the rest of the planet outside Shoreditch. survives off almond croissants and frappelattecinos. biggest feature is the mouth which has evolved to support the ego

What I get is a clear road without dangerous turds like you carving me up, drafting me or passing me admiring meaningful grins and asking me to admire their bikes.

What you get is a glimpse of the truth without all your vanity and materialism. A chance to put your massive egos into scale.

I am not a superior person to you in any way but I live in the real world whereas most of you reject it. When I talk about bikes I actually know what I'm talking about and I don't do it for attention. Go and play farmerlikes or firemenalikes or something.

I dont care what you think...
I dont know you, you dont know me.

Just don't bite dudes.
Superprecise hit it on the head.

~oh yeah - the finished job looks sweet, ray (for a girl's bike)

:) :) :)

he is just one of you lot anyway, surely.

if it is an alter, it way out of line.