Names and faces to bikes

I want to be as cool as you when I grow up. Well done sir.

Nice rides but totally eclipsed by that excellent family portrait. What's the story behind the matching Pollock garms and various gadgets?

^^ Quality!

^^^Don't grow up, I haven't!

^^We have a photographic studio specialising in family shoots, I do sales & general management crap (mainly on the phone), She Who Must Be Obeyed (Lou) takes the photos and No1 daughter (Carys) handles computer geeky stuff. The matching kit is paint splats, our 'corporate' colours, splatted by my own good self! The family portrait was taken with a self-timer and some running, there were out-takes......

^and thank you!

Fucking brilliant stable Collin and that family portrait is really cool.

Colin is my forum hero.

Very impressive Sir, very impressive indeed.

Colin mate thats just showing off now, sure you dont need all those bikes...here let me help you by taking some of those of your hands... ;)

The bikes are: Summer Fun/ Winter Sun/ Italian Mistress/ FredSled/ TT Thing/ Workhorse/ Shit Weather/ PubRat/ WifeMobile

Is it wrong that I like "Shit Weather" bike the best?

Yes, yes it is.

Lynchman in being complimentary shock......

Thank you for liking the Shit Weather bike, it was my Dad's, it will be maintained forever in its mis-matched 80's glory.

I have precisely the number of bikes I need, I am a happy man, this does not mean I have all the bikes I want.

Carys wishes it to be known that her number is available, proof of Porsche and bank balance to be provided, no mingers (her words).

I COULD have posted our Addams Family portrait hanging in our Goth dining room, but I doubt the Internet is ready.....

Porsche? Undibs

Carys wishes it to be known that her number is available, proof of Porsche and bank balance to be provided, no mingers (her words).

No Porsche but I can almost touch my toes. Almost.

Porsche? Undibs

Colin and I have much in common; Bald, middle aged, photogenic family: Check ! (..but boys)

However, his stable is clearly pristine GT3, whilst mine, at best, is 'Gumtree 924 automatic braking for spears'.

The Harry Perry = Superb shit weather bike. Hope it gets plenty of love.

Colin is all lad.

Colin is OLD lad.
Corrected.

Mr. Colin is definitely having such a good life.
With an awesome family and a healthy hobby

You're definitely become my life-reference, Sir!

Now, now, let's not get carried away.

He's still bald.

^ Hairist.

True, but think of what I save on barbers and assorted hair products.

.........And combs.

..........And aero helmets.

Been bald once in my entire life...should I do it again?

No, go with the strip, but keep it bushy. The beavers coming back

I COULD have posted our Addams Family portrait hanging in our Goth dining room, but I doubt the Internet is ready.....

I would like to see this.

I would like to see this.

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