Lance Armstrong... greatest doper there was or ever will be

There are crisps out on the kitchen table, help yourselves.

How about a quick game of charades?

Twister?

You can keep your clothes on, madam.

There was a bit of moisture but not what would constitute tears.

I'm naked btw

Ah, welcome, what's your name?

Quality interviewing. "Lance, wtf is this ridiculous photo of you lying on your sofa surrounded by yellow jerseys?" "LOL!!!!"

Twister?

In!

If we could keep this on topic, please.

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Babycham anyone?

Oh, he'd like some truth and reconciliation now.

His eyes are too close together.

If it wasn't for that nose he'd be a Cyclops.

Well, there we have it.

I'd like to thank my guests, Miro-o, Hingis and Hats and not forgetting Rod Munch who has had his face pressed up against the window for much of the evening.

That was shit. It ended like an episode of South Park "well I think we all learnt something today, drugs are bad m'kay"

That was shit. It ended like an episode of South Park "well I think we all learnt something today, drugs are bad m'kay"

This is Moira Stewart saying good night, and good riddance.

Thread closed.

This is not about overlooking or diminishing our sins. It is not about forgetting or discarding the errors of our ways, on the contrary. We must never forget, for remembering and acknowledging our sinful nature and accepting that we are all sinners, is indeed the very essence of humanity. As is the ability to to love and forgive.

Lance could easily kept silent forever, retaining his status, reputation and glory, let alone our admiration and respect. But he chose not to. Think about it. God has given us free will. Lance Armstrong could easily kept on living a lie, but he chose not to. How many of us can honestly say that we would have had the strength and courage to do the same? Not me, that's for sure, and not many of you I should expect.

Lance Armstrong could easily have kept on living a lie, but before Oprah, before us - his fans - and before God, he chose not to. He chose not to, and that, ladies and gentlemen, in my eyes, makes him a true hero. The truth shall set us free.

Am I not disappointed, you may ask? Yes I am. Do I not feel let down? Of course I do, but I too have made mistakes in my life. It's not always easy to forgive, still if any of you are without sin, let them be the first to throw the first stone...

I for one forgive Lance Armstrong; God bless him, and God bless you all.

I thought Oprah was the Queen of America, yet she goes to Austin to interview Lance.

That boy is in disgrace, yet is still pulling the strings.

Twister?

In

Well that was a waste of time. You want your ban reduced you better start singing like a canary.