Lance Armstrong... greatest doper there was or ever will be

^^ “Now the Armstrong brand will forever be that of a fighter, a survivor and a cunning, steely-eyed liar.”

I think he achieved that without an award (though of course, not so cunning he wasn't caught in the end).

I heard a rumor that Bob Marley used a lot of performace enhancing drugs

He has also won as many Tours de France as Lance Armstrong

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he rode c record sheriffs, rode them hard, by the end of his career one was shot

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Simmer down.

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he rode c record sheriffs, rode them hard, by the end of his career one was shot

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Good catch.

I've just fixed that so that it no longer works.

Well, it will work for as long as you have cached CSS, but if you CTRL+F5 you should no longer see it in red.

why?

because bold, red text is annoying?

Sorry guys :(

Unearthed this gem. Tour de France 1996 Stage 5 Besançon. Pre 'cancer-jesus' Armstrong - riding for Motorola - gets into a punch-up with Gilles Bouvard of Lotto. Enjoy!

Lance Armstrong FIST FIGHT - YouTube

Great footage, what did we do before Youtube ?????

Remember? Use Google Video?

Lance has been reaching out to USADA + WADA looking to do a deal for a confession so he can race triathlon.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/05/sports/cycling/lance-armstrong-said-to-weigh-admission-of-doping.html?_r=0

Lance has been reaching out to USADA + WADA looking to do a deal for a confession so he can race triathlon.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/05/sports/cycling/lance-armstrong-said-to-weigh-admission-of-doping.html?_r=0
Armstrong has basically admitted it. Fuck him, no deal!

Bring back Lance Armstrong by Justin Lee Collins.

Can a confession so late on, save his sorry arse? Maybe reduce the ban to twenty years, give him something to think about. Sport doesn't need him anymore and the press should boycott him too, its getting so boring.

Actually time in jail should be on the table...

he's spent the last few months ensuring that all of his assets are either tied up or palmed off onto his family so that he is debtors cant get them. Now he'll admit to it so that he can write a new book and make a shitload of appearance money...

The article says he wants to get a deal for the federal perjury charges if he confesses. Is it possible that if he looses the civil trials (insurance compy and newspaper), this can be used to prosecute him for perjury even without a confession? That would explain why he'd want a deal now.

I bet he cries.

Oh he'll cry.

He'll have the cancer shield on full mega deflect.