Lance Armstrong... greatest doper there was or ever will be

He's being a pain, the tart.

Pain aux chocolate?

Go hippy, go... now it's your moment... go and eat a whole cake...

Is it wrong that I read that out in my sexy voice?

Not at all, sweetheart cake.

Pain aux chocolate?

'pain au chocolat'

That too. I'm not fussy.

Your request is under consideration. We are thinking about creating the French Patisserie Union.

I don't care what they'll do next to Lance, providing they don't turnover their original decision.

Dave Brailsford has talked about getting the Patisserie Union involved with his team.
Sounds like pie in the Sky.

Why is he stollen the process? Or is he still schnecking his facts?

The problem is i don't think it's something the french fancy

http://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2012-10-31/which-celebrity-will-burn-on-bonfire-night/

http://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2012-10-31/which-celebrity-will-burn-on-bonfire-night/

Been out all day, and this thread has crumbled ... Tasty!

I've had my filo this

http://www.change.org/petitions/international-cycling-union-aka-the-uci-remove-pat-mcquaid-and-hein-verbruggen-from-cycling-forever?utm_source=supporter_message&utm_medium=email

I have posted this a couple of years ago, but I can't resist repeating it, especially since we now have an additional point.

Of course, the post should be in two columns, side by side, but I'm not clever enough to make the machine do this. (I suspect that any knowledge of the ancient world makes it harder to understand computers). I hope it's clear enough, but maybe it's worth pointing out that *'Odi odioque sum Romanis' *goes with 'Doesn't like the French, and the French don't like him.'

Hannibal** (242 – 182 BC)/Romans **

Comes across sea to beat Romans at
their own game (land battles)
Lost an eye early in career through illness and overcame difficulty

Wins victories by bold crossing of mountains using cutting edge technology (elephants)

Is supported by foreign mercenaries

“Odi odioque sum Romanis”

Defeated at Zama (202 BC) aged 40

182 BC Dies by his own hand to avoid extradition.

Armstrong (b.1971)/French

Comes across ocean to beat French at their own game (Tour de France)

Cancer overcome

Usually establishes victories in the mountains. Uses cutting edge technology. (And now everyone knows what it was)

Is supported by team of professional domestiques of all cycling nations

Doesn’t like the French and the French don’t like him.

Defeated by USADA (2012) aged 41.

http://www.podiumcafe.com/2010/12/1/1849367/blacklegs-in-south-africa

http://gerard.cc/2012/10/31/forget-backdating/

Director of Skins piling on the pressure:

http://www.skins.net/news-and-events/the-lance-armstrong-scandal-is-pat-mcquaid-simply-_cbc224fa-3f51-41ab-b137-8394af0dfa49_26337af5-6de6-4dfe-9029-c82a30f3ec4e.aspx#.UI7v_K5N5G0.facebook

South Park wow.

anyone got a link to Southpark ?

You can download a VPN called TunnelBear that give 500mb per month free and watch direct on Comedy Central

Spoiler follows

Episode opens with people having their yellow wristbands cut off outside a Wallgreens pharmacy whilst exclaiming "I can't believe he fooled us all, we all were duped".

The wristbands turn out to be "WWJD" wristbands and Jesus has been disgraced after the Turin shroud was tested and showed evidence of HGH and painkiller usage during the resurrection. "He didn't suffer at all, and all those miracles he performed were under the influence of PEDs"

Stan however doen't cut off his wristband and become famous as the only person in USA who still believes in Jesus, and inspired by his stand farmers in Belarus start wearing brown wristbands as a symbol of support for him and rise up against their goverment.

Then he does a Nike commercial :D

Stan starts the "StanDSTRONG Foundation" to raise awareness of the farmer's plight but is accused of having cut off his yellow band and actually glued it back together by one of his classmates. He accuses them of being an alcoholic prostitute and refuses to subject his wristband to further tests.

He accuses the authorities of conducting a witchhunt against him and that whether he did or did not glue his wristband back together is not important anymore, StanDSTRONG is more important.

http://watchseries.eu/episode/south_park_s16_e13-204512.html

great storyline.. Would have loved to be in on that script meeting.