Lance Armstrong... greatest doper there was or ever will be

This is hilarious. I'm only on p.22 but it's already better than Rough Ride or The Secret Race put together. Roll on the next 2978 pages!

UCi press release confirms USADA just said "check the website yo!"

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or this

"1 Million dollars! ha ha ha ha!"

that's not that much.

^ can I borrow a tenner?

If he's guilty where are the photos of Lance Armstrong with a 2 ft hypodermic sticking out of his arm with 'performance enhancing drugs' plastered on the side?
Besides, its not like USADA sound like they're sure of anything, sounds more like a suspicion to me.

For the Readers Digest version Jonathan Vaughters affadavit is hard to beat

http://d3epuodzu3wuis.cloudfront.net/JV+Vaughters+Jonathan+Affidavit.pdf

1. Early on at a Postal Service camp I had a conversation with Lance in which he told me that the UCI should have detected a high level of HCG in his doping controls when he had cancer but had failed to do so. Thus, in Lance's eyes the UCI was somewhat at fault for the extent of his cancer. In any case Lance said, "if I ever have a doping problem, I have this card to play."
   
   

Gob-smacking. It makes his vilification of anyone else daring to refer to his cancer in anything other than hushed terms all the more hypocritical - he feeds off blame while abhorring being a victim.

Purple urine at point 75. There ain't no party like a purple pee party.

For the Readers Digest version Jonathan Vaughters affadavit is hard to beat

http://d3epuodzu3wuis.cloudfront.net/JV+Vaughters+Jonathan+Affidavit.pdf

*** Lance in Cortisone wrap and "Po" Thermos-flasks Shocker *
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This needs reading. Fascinating, and still a bit shocking even now.

That document is incredible.

Allegations every sentence or two. So densely packed with incredible reading.

He's finally got to be buried now... there's no coming back from that.

It's all a bit much and I need a lie down.

But I can't because I used to work for Stoke Mandeville Hospital in the late 80's and now I have to try and follow the latest rapey Saville allegations too. :(

There ain't no party like a purple pee party.

And all they ever needed was beetroot juice.

Can you see a Fox-News driven generation of Livestrong acolytes who know nothing of cycling wading through a 3000 page document couched in pseudo legal terms and words over 4 letters long though? I think he'll lose traction with cycling fans but I think he's already moved on from that and is off into the great wide world of being an asshole for asshole's sake only.

^^big fat doper.

He doped too.

Okay, so he was an eater first and foremost.

BBC 9 o'clock news just did a piece for the mainstream

Well, obviously, I haven't had a chance to read every page of the documents yet but as far as I can tell there is no evidence at all to discredit Phil Liggett and the years of charity work he has put in supporting his severely mentally handicapped colleague Paul Sherwen.

It is nearly eleven. Where do you live?

I'm not telling you where I live you weirdo.

Zabriskie affadavit bleak as a very bleak thing.

Dad was an addict and he ends up doping, Other riders apparently speculate some of his crashes were attempts at self-harming.

Fuck a duck.

Grrr, I wanted to finish reading something else tonight. No chance now.

Well, obviously, I haven't had a chance to read every page of the documents yet but as far as I can tell there is no evidence at all to discredit Phil Liggett and the years of charity work he has put in supporting his severely mentally handicapped colleague Paul Sherwen.

This clearly seems like a pre-emptive strike by a devoted and incorrigible Liggetolyte who is jumping the gun just ever so slightly.

Make sense to admitted to it now rather than waiting for the report to come out later.

Hincapie has had plenty of time to admit his guilt in the past 6 years when, he claims, he's been riding clean and trying to educate young riders to avoid going down the same route as he did.

When some of his former team-mates confessed, and were ridiculed by Armstrong and his legion of adoring acolytes, he stood by and watched. A simple statement today admitting that he doped (and frankly I knew that when I saw him drop Tour podium contenders in the Pyrenees in 2003) is too little, too late.

Pretty much what I'm saying.

Actually, Ed, it's quite a different point from the one you were making, and I'd hazard a guess that Andy's post could be a reaction in part or large part to yours.

Grrr, I wanted to finish reading something else tonight. No chance now.

On second thoughts, I don't really want to lose the ability to conduct a mean-spirited witch-hunt against Lance Armstrong without any evidence at all, vilifying all his wonderful work for humanity, so maybe not.

Tom Danielson comes across as pitifully naive and eager to please. Took a $75,000 salary drop just to be near Lance.

Does Levi Leipheimer actually say that he stopped doping? Doesn't seem to.