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• #1202
Lance and Tyler walk into a bar
The possible "intimidation of a witness in a Federal investigation" angle is really quite amazing.
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• #1203
another twitter ride kicking off for any Scottish members http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-14176540
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• #1204
where can i purchase this?
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• #1205
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/graham-bensinger/floyd-landis-lance-armstrong-_b_904123.html
Same old story and fucking awful interviewer but... Floyd Landis planning a new career in NASCAR?! Wow.
"Landis on whether he believes the world's current best cyclist, Alberto Contador, used illegal performance enhancing drugs in winning the past three Tour de France titles: "I can't give you a statistical likelihood, but I know for sure that his coach is my previous drug dealer." Upon following up, "What does that tell you?" Landis replied, "Maybe he found Jesus, you can figure it out."
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• #1207
so have the US Govt nailed Armstrong yet for being the most evil man ever?
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• #1208
I've heard he's gone vegan, apropos of nothing
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• #1209
Bit late to be trying to avoid contaminated meat...
Or is it really that the diet has been forced on him by his being barred from all butchers shops as his very presence places them in breach of USDA standards due to the risk of cross-contamination?
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• #1210
US Prosecutors have dropped the investigation against him according to Sky
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• #1211
Ah well, guess he'll be served his judgement by the almight up above when his time comes.
Yanks, lulz.
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• #1212
US Prosecutors have dropped the investigation against him according to Sky
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• #1214
this means only that the investigators believe there are no charges to answer or insufficient evidence to support the charges which they were investigating....doesn't it?....it wasn't specifically an anti doping investigation....USADA are keen to get their hands on the evidence for their own inquiry.
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• #1216
^ that is actually truer than normal for the Onion!
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• #1217
I read it and thought it was ballsy to be so honest and brazen about it... and then I thought, no, that requires two balls, and realised it was The Onion.
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• #1218
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/liggett-on-armstrong-the-whole-investigation-was-a-waste-of-money
Phil Liggett really is a total and utter cunt.He's a dreadful commentator, a fawning sycophant to any pro-cyclist regardless of their checkered history, and he looks like a goat.
I'd wager that his chin smells faintly of Lance Armstrong's half empty bean bag.
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• #1219
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/liggett-on-armstrong-the-whole-investigation-was-a-waste-of-money
Phil Liggett really is a total and utter cunt."But I’ve been with him on his private jet when…"
Sounds legit.
I honestly don't think that the closure of Novitzky's investigation means much in terms of "did he or did he not dope?", since that was only concerned with the misappropriate of US federal funds. If USADA/WADA can get their hands on the evidence presented, and particularly any testimony from big George, St. Lance is in trouble.
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• #1220
“He told me in a private situation, when I wasn’t working as a journalist. I was sat in the bedroom some years ago, and I asked him point blank, ‘look Lance, the way I talked you up on television, I would have to back off and resign if you one day went positive’. And he looked at me and he said ‘man I’ve seen death in the face and I don’t take drugs.’ And that’s all he said. I have no reason to disbelieve him.”
...and then I sucked him off.
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• #1221
“If WADA are going to continue to press then one must ask the question why because all they’re going to do is waste a lot of money and the guy has finished cycling, if they find him guilty what’s the point?”
Jaw hits floor…
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• #1222
Remember The Onion's fake "confession" interview?
Here's the real thing
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• #1223
Uh oh, something must have twisted his arm ...
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• #1224
Uh oh, something must have twisted his arm ...
He got a free pass from the people who can put him in jail or take away his precious money, and he just doesn't give a fuck about cycling.
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• #1225
He probably just can't be arsed lying anymore.
from Julian Sarayer on Road.cc
The whole affair teaches us the perils associated with the taking of heroes. We must experience greatness ourselves, the highest beauty of the bicycle is that it allows us to do so, with our own legs, and in our own lives.