Tour de France 2012

^^ He got pregnant.

Le Tour != MSR

You don't get babies from MSR.

I thought we weren't allowed to speculate on doping on this thread?

#practicewhatyoupreach

No I was quite clear we're not allowed to speculate on Sky doping in this thread. Everyone else is fair game

#myopiaisfun

Attacking is so easy after all.

^^ That's easy to say when you're not riding over the top of the Tourmalet.

;)

yesterday there was no point in him exhausting himself for just a few seconds and no change in the standings, he could have hit them harder but he would have been fucked today. I'm not accusing him of being lazy...

His nickname is "Hollywood". And WTF is it with those bibshorts he wears?

You just can't cope with his reeking gallic masculinity

What's just happened to cav?

I reckon Sky just had a fumble with a feed bag...

shit, richie porte waiting for a bike...

You just can't cope with his reeking garlic masculinity

It's time I left

Fumbling with feed bags is almost as dumb, as Chris Anker Sørensen, who just managed to get his fingers stuck in his wheel, trying to fit a newspaper under his jersey...

Fumbling with feed bags is almost as dumb, as Chris Anker Sørensen, who just managed to get his fingers stuck in his wheel, trying to fit a newspaper under his jersey...

how the fuck?
I think I need a diagram to understand this.

Something about the paper ending up in the front wheel, and then he tried to remove it, and got his fingers stuck in the wheel. Looked quite colourful on his white bar tape...

Le Tour != MSR

You don't get babies from MSR.

Mini Spartacuses take 9 months to brew. MSR is far too far into the UCI calendar (although I'm sure very romantic).

^^nasty. I once went over the handlebars as the string on the compass round my neck caught in my stem and when I stood up to sprint i jerked the bars sideways.

I guess it all comes down to this now?

If Nibali makes it over to the break who will ride on with him?

Tommy is mad enough.

Tommy picks Kessiakof's pocket again.

That's why Tommy V is KOM.

I'm a bit of a newbie to Le Tour so JAYSUS 65mph with 130gi!

130gi?

Whoops - don't think Costa meant to do that.

Someone please chase down Valverde and prevent him winning the stage.

The biggest ring up front 53t and 11t on the rear = 130 gear inches...

Someone please chase down Valverde and prevent him winning the stage.

This sounds like a job for Super hippy.

130gi?
53x11

Ligget uttered words to the effect 'Valverde is the most popular rider at this tour, according to the social networks' a few minutes ago.

I can only think your comment has added to that 'popularity' Andy.