The Great British Weather

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Infact, just do that. Ignore the rain-ridding formula.

i love mudguards

Infact, just do that. Ignore the rain-ridding formula.

Me too, wind proof gillet for warmth then WTFU.

I hate the rain at rush hour though people driving like idiots speeding and pulling out, with all the rain evasive maneuvers become much more difficult.

I hate the rain at rush hour though people driving like idiots speeding and pulling out, with all the rain evasive maneuvers become much more difficult.

And the fucking peds with a deathwish. I get that they want to cross the road quickly so they don't get wet whilst waiting on the curb. But don't throw yourselves in front of me trying to do it. Fools.

I heart mudguards too, but without them, taking 4 or 5 trips is probably the best option for wet weather riding. Just enjoying the caress of the droplets, having catalogued the different shapes of every drop you see before they hit your waterproof sleeves and then form a cosmic delta on their way to your wrist, which could be a past participle of the verb 'to wris', which might even exist in another language, although not necessarily one that is widely known in the Western world, so it would be a happy occident if it were to be discovered, and I'm not really wet, but passing through a soggy atmosphere, although I'm wet on the inside due to the matrix of fluids that...

And the fucking peds with a deathwish. I get that they want to cross the road quickly so they don't get wet whilst waiting on the curb. But don't throw yourselves in front of me trying to do it. Fools.
Pre-empted a girl running into the road last night, I slowed right down, only to see her run between to stationary cars (traffic lights) then get hit by another cyclist. Stopped to make sure the cyclist was okay but she scarpered quick style.

^^ I think BMMF needs a reboot...

^^ I think BMMF needs a reboot...

I was wondering what happened...

^^hang on.

ctr+alt+delete

normal service should shortly resume
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I really should wipe windows and get him running on linux someday, he'd be much happier on a General Public License.

Isn't the Tynan virus less effective on Linux OS systems. If you put BMMF onto Kubuntu or similar he'll run riot without the negative effects of Tynan v2.0.13

Doesn't this work anymore?

^is that a picture of a businessman whacking off?

Good point, I knew there must be reason why I hadn't upgraded.

TheHippy's a bit more problematic though, he has been programed in the visual basic .net environment which means he is stuck on windows, he runs perfectly happily there, but he is systems recourses greedy.

We've got TheHippy.basic system running fine, after a little re-programming. If only we could find a way of migrating the .cunt addon and the holier-than-thou extension into a different platform.

We could try to outsource that task to India.

Racist.

Colonist.

That reboot seemed to do the trick.

Good work Tommy.

I Object :S

Cunts. Your great! :)

(that one's for the spell checker module - platini v.098)

Ha - spellchecker. Platini is such an underling. A linguistic minion. An autistic onion.

I Object :S
No good, he's corrupted again. His truth server has malfunctioned as he's pretending to be me and his SmileyRemoval software appears to have been uninstalled.

Hippy appears to be working normally, although he is using massive amounts of memory.