Fave quotes

its nice to be important, but more important to be nice

scooter

"I'm all alone, I smoked my friends down to the filter" Tom Waits

"Racing is life, Everything else is just waiting" Steve McQueen

"I'm so horny that even the crack of dawn better watch out when I'm around" Tom Waits (again)

"You can't really dust for vomit." Nigel Tufnel.

plus many many more from the same film.

"I am not hard up for cash,as I am having trouble now fitting it all into my sock." Ononelangster.

I miss him.

"Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting. " Steve McQueen

Had to flesh that one out =P

My favourite quote from one of my favourite films spoken by one of my favourite actors.

"You can't really dust for vomit." Nigel Tufnel.

plus many many more from the same film.

+1

"It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever."

"When will people learn not to direct traffic" Dirty James.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

Groucho Marx

Yes sir its true, this man has no dick.

Bill Murray - Ghostbusters.

A man builds the most fantastic bridges ever seen. People come from afar to see his creations, considered to be the most perfect engineering structures ever created by man. But if that man gets caught just once sucking another man's cock, he will always be known as a cock sucker.

"Get up off the parliamentary side of your ass and put a bit of curve in your face."

Liam Neeson as Michael Collins.

You were born with wings. Why prefer to crawl through life?

-Rumi

Amor Fati – “Love Your Fate” which is in fact your life.

• Nietzsche
  

She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit. Somerset Maugham*

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"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, it's probably because they don't know how to spell anonymous"

• Unknown
  

"It's dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" - Voltaire

The children whom nobody leads by the hand are the children who know they are children.

• Antonio Porchia
  

make your carbon footprint on tip toes

nice thought, nice sentiments

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

It is astonishing what an effort it seems to be for many people to put their brains definitely and systematically to work.

-Thomas A. Edison

If history is any indication, all truths will eventually turn out to be false.

The city needs a car like a fish needs a bicycle.

We can't live any more in a world which is based on stuff and not ideas. If you want to live with the world of stuff, we're all doomed

-Dean Kamen

“I thought of that while riding my bike."
Albert Einstein, on the theory of relativity

"When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race."
H.G. Wells

Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck.

We've gone on holiday by mistake

Old suit? This suit was cut by Hawes of Savile Row. Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your fucking appendix doesn't mean anything.

There is no happiness without idleness

Einstein also said... "Life is like riding a bicycle, in order to maintain balance, you must keep moving"

Or something like that :)

"It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best, since you have to sweat up the hills and coast down them. Thus you remember them as they actually are, while in a motor car only a high hill impresses you, and you have no such accurate remembrance of country you have driven through as you gain by riding a bicycle."
Ernest Hemingway

Einstein also said... "Life is like riding a bicycle, in order to maintain balance, you must keep moving"

Or something like that :)

Smart bloke.... but apparently couldnt trackstand to save himself.